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jech

I am here for Friends

About Me

gun toting liberal in wisconsinBORK BORK BORK!halloween at worksometimes i'm really into meat.................. or really small.what i used to do, and may do againfeel good snippets... ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my parents, in the 70's, san fransico, when it seemed like a good idea. if only my dad would revive the full-on handlebar mustash by which i was concieved. facial hair can change the world. yep, don't think the old broad would have gone for it sans stash, and then you guys wouldn't have me, and that would be boring.

My Blog

use me.

i'm livin in brooklyn.  come here and use my apartment for full city access; you may also have full access to myself as well.  this of course hinges upon your abilities in coaxing a delicate...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 14:40:00 GMT

side pone central

konichiwa bitches,this is your offical notice of the coolest place ever in the universe in the history of all time: meg and mine's apartment on lbi, 2 blocks from the beach and bay.  we'd love to...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:00:00 GMT

letter to my friends/lovers...dear flovers

hi everyone, many of you may have noticed the recent lack of jessie.  or perhaps you're just wondering what the hell is causing that nagging empty feeling that you just can't shake (see previous...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:18:00 GMT

allergy free love

i don't mind my allergies because i love sneezing.  there's nothing like a hard sneeze with no holding back.  i love the build up, the almost violent release where i lose all control, it's s...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 15:29:00 GMT

skiing, gas, it's payback time mom.

i had really bad gas on the ski lift today.  the kind that's all trapped in your large intestine and causes sharp stabbing pains when you are vertical.  so i had to sprawl out horizonta...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:58:00 GMT

giving thanks, the day before

grandma's house is now equiped with a high speed wireless connection.  it turns out my free loading moved back in with his mother at 47 uncle IS good for something.  a day with my famil...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:22:00 GMT