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About Me

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My name is eric, and i'm a musician. I'm 28 but i feel about 50 inside. I hate the whole world and everyone in it, but i laugh easy and often.================================================ LIKES: fishing, going sick, musicals, sleeping, big girls, big girls in sweat suits, quiche, calling guys with curly hair "Harpo", playing drums, close shaves, sushi, sweet hair, fireworks, stimuli, aviators, the smell of gasoline, new tattoos, new hats, new haircuts, extra sharp cheddar cheese, video games, old people who swear... ************************************************************ DISLIKES: cops, crotch rockets, carlos mencia, the smell of pork liver, blondes, the hicups, human nature, chinese letter tattoos, clove cigarettes, poison ivy, cop drama shows, the "urbanization" of consumer pop culture, eggplant, skeeters... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Nobody; I'm a big fat jerk.

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My Blog

Fuck You Hollywood.

So Robert Downey jr. is Iron Man? Thanks Tinsel town and the powers that be for taking my dreams and heroes away one comic book at a time; and for further perpetuating the notion that everything is fo...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:25:00 GMT

You know what really grinds my gears...

This is a tentative list, one that i'll in all likelyhood edit more than twice; one that is grossly overdue.   I. People who want to fly by me on Central or Madison, just to beat me to the inevit...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:13:00 GMT

Face for radio.

Machete Tango. I'm a bright, shining star.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 14:57:00 GMT

Clitorture Live @ Backstreet 05/18/07.

Brand new flava in ya ear.  Only one mistake.Suiscience
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:12:00 GMT

Flown the coup.

I apologize to anyone who sent me friend requests and/or comments i didn't approve. I've been moving and consequently have been without cable/internet for a spell. But I'm back, I'm black, and more p...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Clitorture live @ Valentines 3/11/07.

Grab your dick and double click. Model.Actress.Bulemic.Crackwhore Mandatory Abortion 10/21/73Just say no.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:19:00 GMT

The proof is in the pudding.

  Bring it.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:28:00 GMT

Clitorture live @ Backstreet 11/25/06.

Video linkage; do it. Pantyteasingteens She's not fully dialated WWJD   Tryin' to get to you and that booty.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:40:00 GMT

Me and my big mouth.

I have made a career of rubbing people the wrong way. As far back as i can remember i've had the uncanny knack for saying the wrong thing to the wrong person. Perhaps my lack of social grace is some k...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:17:00 GMT

Clitorture live @ Valentines 08/05/06.

Here are some links to vids of our reunion show back in August.   - WWJD? - She's Not Fully Dialated - Mary - Oct. 21, 1973 - Wasted - Gettysburg - All For Nothing - The Dead Machine - Flesh Poll...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:02:00 GMT