- My name's Helen.
- If you're reading this you're either
- + A friend.
- + A friend of a friend.
- + A stalker.
- + Stalked by me.
- + Bored.
At last I can study something I love and take photos all day and call it work.
My most cared about people live in Ashingdon and Birmingham.
Even though I hardly get to see them now.
I still love them.
I’m sorry, but you will never be as fantastically great as them.
There’s this guy.
He’s special.
And has a phobia of shepard’s pie.
He also drops ice cream all over my lap top while we‘re watching films.
He’s slowly learning to be more spontaneous, even though he still plans every moment of his day.
However, he is more obsessed about his Mini than is rationally possible.
He also has an unhealthy addiction to the 2p arcade machines.
He has the best smell on this planet.
He makes a cracking bacon sandwich, especially at 3.30 in the morning.
He also make a wonderful milky tea for me to wake me up.
And my parents possibly love him more than me.
But I wouldn’t bet on it.
And the only thing we fight about . . . our views on Marmite.
It’s true you either love it or you hate it!
I drink way too much milk that’s humanly possible.
If not milk, I’m on archers and lemonade or kopparberg cider.
Buy me either, and I’m yours.
I saw Little Britain Live, again.
I made Matt Lucas laugh.
That was the proudest moment of my life so far.
I also met David Walliams.
And got the middle finger from Frank Lampard.
Great night!
I’ve also met ….
- Dawn French.
- Lenny Henry.
- Michael Palin.
- Mickey Mouse.
I’ve also seen Green Day, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, LostProphets, Nickleback and Chris Cornell live.
Those moments together did indeed rock.
Comment me, and I’ll comment right back.
When people say stalker. They just mean friendly!
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Life's short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love truely. Laugh uncontrollably. Make sure you can look back and smile and never ever regret a thing!
I don’t bite.
Much.