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Karen Carpenter

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have arms, and legs. I like to litter and support the clubbing of seals. If those things sound horrible, ask me about them, I'll probably change your mind. I like this:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Misanthropes like me. bonus points for cute and sleazy brunettes. People who say "rad". People who are "rad". Also, Eddie, the mascot from iron maiden and THESE KIDS!Also, this kid.I do not want to meet bands I don't like or people I don't already know, so all you randoms who keep filling my inbox with requests can just save yourselves the effort. I already hate you.

My Blog

The makeout mystery revisited and solved.

After review of photographic evidence of the evening in question, and after reporting to the most reliable witness present the evening in question, a confirmation has been made regarding the identity ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:04:00 GMT

American Apparel

Oh man, the line has finally been crossed.  Dov Charney is now shilling gross berets.  I've had it.  Someone needs to take over AA's T-shirt and sock production and just firebomb everyt...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:16:00 GMT

I have a new hero.

There's a real cool guy in france named Remi Gaillard.  He fucks with people and it's funny.  Here's a video: REMI GAILLARD MARCHE SUR LA LUNEby nqtvHooray!  Golf fucking sucks...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:21:00 GMT

An open letter to Winona Ryder

So you're dating Tom Green? Good christ, do you think there aren't any men left in the world? Apparently you have a history of dating guys younger than you, so for god's sake kick him to the curb an...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:56:00 GMT

Wrasslin

Yep, I still enjoy some pro wrestling from time to time. a De La Soul search on youtube led me to ted dibiase, which led to razor ramon, on to goldust and hakushi... and finally back to G.L.O.W... W...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:21:00 GMT

my birthday

Thanks everyone who wished me well. I am actually nursing an immobile left arm right now. anyway, today is my birthday and here is some stuff that happened today over the years.Born today:Ambrose Bu...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 16:31:00 GMT

this makes perfect sense

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:17:00 GMT

fools gold, or a lemon cream pie?

The past few days I’ve been having really crazy vivid dreams, and they have been coming in threes. I’ll sleep a few hours, wake up after a crazy dream, sleep a couple more, wake up and pon...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:51:00 GMT

some smart ass remarks

I feel like ranting about stuff, so I’m gonna rant. here goes.OK, Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson, fuck you. You guys have been the soundtrack to every campus date rape over the last 10 years. W...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

awesome things Ive seen

I’m going to write a list of some of the awesome things I’ve seen over the years, because I’m always tickled when they come to mind.In milan, on the steps of the duomo, which is the ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:07:00 GMT