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Steven Schnitzelfarfennugert

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I work as an IT Tech for a software company, and swim in a sea of estrogen at world market on the side.
I'm a certified Firefighter/EMT and volunteer in my community, which is important to me. I didn't drop working for half a year and pay for an expensive top tier academy out of my own pocket for nothing.
Besides that I do a lot of sitting around doing absolutely nothing, but mostly I just fend off the ladies. Yeah, that's right. I have to fend them off. Take a number, there's enough of me to go around!
Rawr.

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
trait snapshot:
rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful

Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

My Interests

You, baby!

I'd like to meet:

John Cleese, to have a beer with.
Robert Plant, to hear stories of writing and touring.
Corporate CEO's, to punch in the face.
Pamela Anderson's Surgeon, to shake his hand.
and lastly, Friedrich Nietzsche, to ask for clarification, because Thus Spoke Zarathustra makes my brain hurt.

Music:

Static X, Led Zeppelin, Garbage, Metallica, Mandy Moore, 311, Cake, Audioslave, Alice in Chains, Styx, Muse, Smashing Pumpkins... too many to list

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ghostbusters, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Television:

Home Movies, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Drew Carrey's Green Screen, Band of Brothers, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Mythbusters

Books:

Ender's Game (and all the sub-series), Hitchiker's Guide, Rainbow Six, Carrie

Heroes:

Michael Jordan, Hugh Hefner...

My Blog

what happened today

You just don't learn do you? I don't write in this stupid thing!
Posted by Steven Schnitzelfarfennugert on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:34:00 PST

Everything that's plaguing my life in great detail

kpfft yeah right.  Go away, nothing to see here, I was all lies.Besides, why would I post on stupid myspace when I host my own blog? silly people...
Posted by Steven Schnitzelfarfennugert on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

Rawr!

raawrrrr!!!!hi
Posted by Steven Schnitzelfarfennugert on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:05:00 PST