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Forrest Gimp

Bill Gates and Warren Buffet walk in mansions, because they're rich. Jay-Z and Beyonce walk on the r

About Me


Widgets & Flash Toys1. Take a moment of silence for the heros who have fought and died for us to live freely in this beautiful country of ours.
2. Don't ban pitbulls, ban the people that don't know how to properly raise/train them.
3. Get rid of the illegal immigrants.
4. "I do not know with what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstien
5. Mass x Acceleration = Force

My Interests

2008 Cleveland Browns schedule...

God and His plan for me, my pitbull beast Kosar, Japan, my Monte Carlo SS, Cavaliers, my 42" HDTV, Browns, Indians, Buckeyes, music, sleeping , lifing weights at gold's gym, boneless chicken breasts, salmon fillets, sushi, excedrin, steak, N.O. Explode, $1 value menus, ESPN, fishing at 2nd Ave Pier, da beach, playing madden, cooking, computers, movies, traveling, pacsun

I'd like to meet:


I wanna meet muslim terrorists, rip off their heads and shove it down their necks!

Music:

An art form consisting of sound and silence expressed through time. Elements of sound as used in music are pitch (including melody and harmony), rhythm (including tempo and meter), and sonic qualities of timbre, articulation, dynamics, and texture.

Any song that glorifies God, 311, AC/DC, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Bone Thugs 'N Harmony, Bush, Bob Marley, J. Cash, 50 Cent, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Dr. Dre, Elvis, The Foo Fighters, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, Jay-Z, Jimi Hendrix, Korn, Lil' Jon, Lil' Wayne, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Nirvana, Tom Petty, Marilyn Manson, Nickelback, Jagged Edge, Oasis, OutKast, The White Stripes, Papa Roach, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Styx, Wu-Tang Clan, Radiohead, Sytstem of a Down, Journey, Boston, R. Kelly, Justin Timberlake, Sublime, Pink Floyd, The Game, T.I., Justin Timberlake, Tupac, Chevelle, The Doors, Weezer, The Killers, Usher, Yoji Biomehanika, The Steve Miller Band

Movies:

Fight Club, Terminator, Goodfellas, Half Baked, Friday, All Adam Sandler, Scent of a Woman, Old School, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Transformers, Talledega Nights, There's Something About Mary, American History X, Predator, Snatch, Scarface, Major Payne, Wedding Crashers

Television:

Any sports in HI-DEF

Books:

The Holy Bible, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Encyclopedia to Modern Body Building

Heroes:

Jesus Christ my saviour, Grandpa, Grandma and of course my beautiful mother...love them all more than life itself! Get better grandma!

My Blog

Knee surgery

On March 26, 2008 I had surgery to reconnect my right patellar tendon to my knee.  They drilled holes in my knee cap and thread the tendon through it.  It kind of feels like I...
Posted by Forrest Gimp on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

I benched 405lbs the other day.

I will never wear a shirt ever again. 
Posted by Forrest Gimp on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST

I'm from OHIO

I'm from OHIO.  YUCK FOU AND SICK MY DUCK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!  YES, I'M FROM OHIO. WE SAY "A'S" WEIRD. WE LOVE THE INDIANS, THE CAVALIERS, AND THE BROWNS NO MATTER HOW BAD/GOOD THEY ARE. W...
Posted by Forrest Gimp on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:57:00 PST

O-H-I-O!

Go Buckeyes: I am from Ohio... I love football, Natural Light beer, and BW3's. I say creek, you guys, and pop; I drink right from the can. Corn grows mere miles from my home. I've purchased beer at dr...
Posted by Forrest Gimp on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST

You know you're from OHIO when...

1. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM OHIO (PRONOUNCED O-HI-UH), WHEN...........YOU THINK ALL PRO FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR ORANGE! 2.  YOU KNOW ALL THE 4 SEASONS: WINTER, STILL WINTER, ALMOST WINTE...
Posted by Forrest Gimp on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST