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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D I V O R C I N G~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING : The contents of the profile are boring and tedious proceed with extreme caution. I have 3 children love em more than anything in the world 8, 7 and 2.(girl,boy,boy) If it weren't for those 3 angels I would be a lost soul. I am the luckiest mommy in the world. ( But then again we all think that don't we? ) I Love God and everything he has given me. Okay so I still live in Louisiana...love it here. Not moving any time soon, great place to raise a family. That's about it so if you wanna contact me feel free you don't have it here at MSN it's [email protected] thanks for taking the time to read this Later. Hope to get some more up soon luv ya......LATER Did you catch that part?? Here is the rest of the Kati 411. I cuss like a sailor smoke like a freight train and drink like a fish. Don't question my beliefs and I won't question yours even if they are wrong. I have stopped taking shit off of a lot of people recently and if your one of the lucky chosen few congratulations your an asshole. I raise my kids and live my life the way I want and not the way society chooses to tell me. I love and laugh on a daily basis. Love, laughter and a strong sense of religion are the most important things you can pass on to the next generation. I have a firm belief that you should enjoy every moment you are given and always be thankful. There are a whole lot of intelligent, insightful deep and poetic things I am sure I could spout here but I am not going to because I doubt you have read this far anyway............and if you did....what do you want a cookie?? My goals in life are short and simple, to do my damndest to make sure my kids respectful decent happy people. My plans for the future never go past when the next electric bill is due because, we are never promised tomorrow learn to live for today. And never ever put your faith in one person........unless that person is yourself. Congratulations you made it to the end of a sufficiently boring life statement. Your Prize....the rest of my profile. Your welcome.

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I'd like to meet:

I have no one in particular I would like to meet but I am happy to report I have renewed a lost relationship w/ my big sister and her fantastic son, my VERY loving 10 year old nephew Christopher. Who is such an enthusiastic delight and they are both a wonderful addition. And by the way Credit to my big sis without her this page would not be possible. And her friend(my new friend) Jess for helping me with this. THANKS JANILYN
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Look I don't like repeating myself scroll back up if you missed it.
Birthday: It was the best of times....It was the worst of times....
Birthplace: A hospital gurney
Current Location: In front of my pc besides if your were paying attention you would know that already
Eye Color: Same as my dad's
Hair Color: Can't remember anymore
Height: too short to be tall and too tall to be short.
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: softail springer (only if your a harley fan)
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: Fried foods, funny men, my fears, kryptonite
Your Fears: Too many too list but Richard Simmons is pretty high up there
Your Perfect Pizza: The one I don't have to cook (or eat)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn to get more out of a lottery ticket
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Damn that is a hot pic...at least I get this one alot anyway
Thoughts First Waking Up: Omg why am I awake? Are the kids okay? Thank you lord for this day
Your Best Physical Feature: ......the worst would be easier
Your Bedtime: When the baby falls asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: erm.....uh?? If I missed that would mean it was gone soooooo how could i tell you?
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: I don't like dates I prefer raisins
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Depends...which one is cheaper?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Look this repeating shit is gettin a bit old....
Do you Sing: Yes allll day long doing it now La la la la la la.....
Do you Shower Daily: At least twice..depends on how good the company is
Have you Been in Love: I thought i was once....turns out it was just gas
Do you want to go to College: Yes!! I hear they throw the best parties
Do you want to get Married: Been there done that...would try it again but only once
Do you belive in yourself: That depends ....on which personality you ask
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when i'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: When I am drunk
Are you a Health Freak: Uh? duh?? maybe....look if you have read this far this one should be simple for you
Do you get along with your Parents: No it's my dad it is against the laws of nature to get along with your parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes as long as the lightning does not hit me..........
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah but not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drank? HA!! more like inhaled
In the past month have you Smoked: erm...^^^^
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL NO!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No not for lack of trying tho
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nah I would rather cut my leg of with a rusty nail file
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.....put some damage on a few orders of french fries tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No raw fish just don't do it for me either
In the past month have you been on Stage: With my looks and voice you must be kidding
In the past month have you been Dumped: No..but if I cross my fingers and pray hard enough
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope and have you seen me??!?! I don't think it would be called "skinny" dipping if i did it anyway.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hmmm does the pen at the Dr. office count?
Ever been Drunk: Does a wild bear shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: ^^^^^
Ever been Beaten up: ^^^^^^
Ever Shoplifted: Unfortunately yes and I am not proud of it
How do you want to Die: This is really kind of a morbid question, Can't you just ask me about food again?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fckn a !! ALIVE that question is fckd ^
What country would you most like to Visit: The uk ireland and austalia ( first real answer I know I shocked myself too)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: how many grains of sand on all the beaches of the world would be easier not to say I am proud of it I am not
Number of CDs I own: None they are becoming yesterday's technology anyhow
Number of Piercings: You would like to know that wouldn't you ya freaky perv?
Number of Tattoos: The amount I have I'm sure
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None of them all the things i have done have made me who I am today....I am not proud of the things in my past but I don't regret them our past makes us who we are

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My Blog

No not crazy poetry is a ventilation

Okay gettin some heat for the poem....First off it's my profile I put what I want on mine. You can do the same ... Did I bitch about what you wrote? Another thing you don't like it ummm der? DON'T REA...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Rage (a poem from my personal life pages)

The entire world can kiss my assthe time to be loved and happy has passedA new day has dawned one of anger and rage a new hateful feeling with every turn of the pageSo to all of you who treated m...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:16:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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