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Paul

Ambition's my ammuntion...

About Me

Hey what's up y'all?...I'm Paul, I'm 26 years old, originally from Augusta, ME, but now I live in Columbia, SC...I'm a very chill, laid-back person who gets along with just about anybody...I ain't single...My girlfriend, Caitlin, is the best girlfriend ever...She's smart, she's friggin' hilarious, and she's like amazingly musically gifted...She also puts up with my fart alarm which wakes the both of us up at 7am...It also goes off randomly throughout the day, it's definitely dysfunctional...I'm thinking about going in and exchanging my ass for a new one...It's still under warranty...Haha, anyway I love Caitlin to death so as she would say, "Sorry girls, ladies, sluts, whores, bitches, ex's, but he's mine" This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.0....

My Interests

I like to play basketball, baseball, soccer, football and tennis. I also like watching movies/TV/sports, going to the mall, video games, going out to eat, playing pool, watching TV, ridin' around with my bro, drinkin' with my friends, road trips, and your mom...

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...

Music:

Atmosphere, Eminem, ICP, Jay-Z, Nas, Mobb Deep, Necro, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Notorious B.I.G., AZ, 50 Cent/G-Unit, Poverty, Twista, 2Pac, Big L, Wu-Tang Clan, Big Punisher, The Game, Jadakiss, Gemini, Canibus, Obie Trice, Lil Kim, Talib Kweli, Outkast, Robin Thicke, Avenged Sevenfold, Lynard Skynard, Korn, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Stone Temple Pilots, Eddie Money, Bush, Elton John, Metallica, Tom Petty, Evanescence, Linkin Park...and your mom...

Movies:

Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie 1 & 2, Napoleon Dynamite, Grandma's Boy, The Day After Tomorrow, Final Destination (All Of Them), Empire Records, Iron Man, You Don't Mess With The Zohan, Remember The Titans, From Dusk Til Dawn, Coach Carter, Just Add Water, Queen Of The Damned, Good Will Hunting, Click, Love & Basketball, Can't Hardly Wait, 40 Year Old Virgin, Varsity Blues, Baseketball, Talladega Nights, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien vs. Predator, Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem, Menace II Society, Team America: World Police, Superbad, The Waterboy, Tommy Boy, Casino, My Best Friend's Girl, The Score, Happy Gilmore, 2000 Maniacs, Kung Fu Hustle, Snakes On A Plane, Half Baked, Your Mom, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Crow, How High, Meet The Parents, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, American History X, Grandma's Boy, Zoolander, Anchorman, Starsky & Hutch, Troy, Dawn Of The Dead, Die Hard (All Of Them), Kids, Running Scared, Blow, I Think I Love My Wife, The Pursuit Of Happiness, The Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2, Thank You For Smoking, The Butterfly Effect, Gladiator, The Patriot, American Pie 1 & 2, American Wedding, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Goodfellas, Saw (All Of Them), 300, The Princess Bride, Friday The 13th (All Of Them), Braveheart, Black Sheep, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Dark Knight, Hostel 1 & 2, Scarface, Kingpin, Joe Dirt, Blood In, Blood Out, Tears Of The Sun, Smokin' Aces, The Crow, Big Money Hustlaz, Alpha Dog, Sin City, Resident Evil (All Of Them), Dodgeball...

Television:

The Office, South Park, Family Guy, Wings, The Whitest Kids U Know, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Everybody Loves Raymond, I Love New York, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Sportscenter, Yes, Dear, CSI, Mind Of Mencia, Seinfeld, Becker, Reno 911!, King Of Queens, CSI: Miami, Your Mom, The Drew Carey Show and anything sports even golf & tennis...

Books:

Your mom...

Heroes:

Your mom...

My Blog

This Election Is A Joke

Just some quick thoughts on Election 2008... I think it's funny that VERY few people have any knowledge whatsoever about the three major presidential candidates.  All I hear is: Ba...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 18 May 2008 09:47:00 PST

Can Someone Please Murder Lil Wayne?

Lil Wayne is just an awful rapper, plain and simple.  I have always maintained that Dirty South music (Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, etc.) is ruining not just hip-hop, but music in gene...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:31:00 PST

My Rhymes (Vol. 1)

A little shit from the old school...   Hook: I can howl, "Hootie-Hoo" like an owl You better throw in the towel before I go on the prowl You'll know when I growl if you ever try to diss my style ...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

Shit...

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider:You can get Shit-faced, Be Shit-out-of-luck, Or h...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST