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Uncle Jaffe

Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today...

About Me

Just a down to earth guy who loves adventures. Im up for anything. If theres something goin on, holla at cha boy! Ill go. I like to escape my reality as much as often.Another thing... if you like a person, their past is what made them that way! Thank them for the mistakes they made, and thank them for the experiences they bring to the table. I'm me, and if you don't like my past, or my friends, than f*&$ off!!I've got stories for daaaays...

My Interests

Snowboarding, swimming in big vaults full of money, traveling, hiking, wokin out, clubbin, drinking, bbqs, concerts, watching paint dry, eating, eating, and eating.

I'd like to meet:

People who have lots of money that want to spend it on me for nothing in return! Or maybe just some nice people who like others for who they are and not what they have.I like people who are down for anything, anytime. Ya know, the ones that dont ask why but when. Those are the people who enjoy life to the fullest because they see and feel the beauty in everything.

Music:

I have to wear a shock collar that keeps me out of music stores cuz I buy everything I see!

Movies:

Dazed and Confused; Requiem for a Dream; Finding Nemo; Crash, Babel, The Departed, Blood Diamond, Garden State, Dodgeball... I like lots and lots of movies, I'm easily entertained.

Television:

That ONE show. Its not what your watching, but who you are watching it with. Or NOT watching it with *wink wink! :D Pretty much just Grey's Anatomy and some sports. Oh ya.. South Park!

Books:

I read.

Heroes:

G-ma Jaffe. Escaped Stalin's persecution after her family was killed, belongings stolen, and property burned. Smuggeled herself through Germany during Hitlers reign, all the way to France in cargo boxes on trains and broke out of a concentration camp parade. Climbed up the side of a ship in a dress and heels, stowed away to America and got married to stay here. Outlived her husband, Grandpa Sid the Pharmacist, and lives on to this day! This is the short, PG rated version. The whole story has been made into a book.Suddenly all OUR problems don't seem to bad do they?

My Blog

The Truth About Being Colorblind

First lemme tell you what it is like, cause lots of people confuse this subject. Being colorblind does not mean you see in black and white!! It makes it so certain colors, or shades of colors, look&nb...
Posted by Uncle Jaffe on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:48:00 PST

Band-aids

People get hurt, lets say cut. They can either; get proffesional help, leave it alone, or put a band-aid on it. Sometimes the wound is so deep, that a band-aid will not help, yet people put them on an...
Posted by Uncle Jaffe on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 02:42:00 PST