DIRTY WORKS MILITIA

MyGen Profile GeneratorPlease press below to let me know if you like me as an Musician, artist or most importantly a person! ___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________ My Acoustic Solo stuff http://www.myspace.com/christopherscum ___________________________________________________________ The Dirty Works White trash Rock n Roll http://www.myspace.com/dirtyworks __________________________________________________________ The DIRTY WORKSBorn in the summer of 2004 we are entering our fifth year as a band. It’s been five long mother fucking years too. We have toured all over the Southern eastern U.S.; we hope to be doing so again very soon. As soon as we find a reliable means of getting our shit from one site to another.*********** We’ve been through some shit and it never, ever stops. We’ve hung with each other through jail terms, hospital stays, detoxes, divorces, fights, multiple bass players, two CD’s and the Filming of Rebel Scum the Movie. *********** We ain’t going anywhere, either. We’ll be doing this until death. I know I will. Personally, I have to, I don’t know anything else. I know no other way of relieving the tensions this fucked up existence lays at our feet. We have done things OUR way from the beginning and will continue to do so. In other words, we don’t give a FUCK how you do it or did it back when, this is us and that’s fucking LAW! If you can’t swallow that how bout a size 12 Biker Boot to help ya get it down. ********So many mother fuckers out there are dead and just waiting to be buried. This keeps us from being that way.******** I could be horribly wrong but I don't think that's going anyway anytime soon. Of course that's when you get hit. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ A FEW WORDS ABOUT The DIRTY WORKS *The Dirty Works refuse to be either domesticated or shuffled away, and certainly not by your feeble insecurities. All the niceties of a dentist's drill and the subtle harmonies of a fuckin' car bomb... it's glorious! Killjoy The Disobedients Knoxville Punk Band________________________________________________________ ___**If GG Allin cornholed Antiseen The Dirty Works would crawl outta Jeff Clayton's ass. And that's a great thing in this day and age of fucking asshole jock sniffer pseudo punks.They get my vote!! Joe Queer (THE QUEERS)*It's raw punk-metal that takes a variety of unpleasant topics to task in a full-steam-ahead manner. It is not polite or even friendly. The arrangements are tight, the playing is confident. Good guitar tone. The drummer is good. Randall Brown The Knoxville News Sentinel –From an Album review ___________________________________________________________* *The Dirty Works record "Biscuits & Liquor" is a " raw, unabashed and unapologetic kick-you-in-the-teeth whip-ass rock n' roll record. With it's straight-ahead no frills, stripped-down production, it's easy to tell that a live show with the Dirty Works could be downright unpredictable. Mix up some Iggy Pop, G.G. Allin (sans the poo throwing) Charlie Manson and trashy, trashy guitars and you've got yourself The Dirty Works. Hell, the title of the record ought to be enough to make you give it a listen. Catch them live at your favorite dive. Derek from WUTK’s Funhouse ___________________________________________________________* "Scum and company deliver the goods-my Mama would hate this shit!"-Melanie Holdway/Southeast Exports ______________________________*Them boy's are crazier than shit house rats! it sounds damn good, I wouldn't bring my daughter here though.Drunk Fan in Memphis, TN _________________________________**Kick Ass Rock in Roll, old School Punk meets 80's metal. This Band is going places, so be looking for them.Very fitting band name.Brad Hate- Tennessee Rocker, Glory Hole Fanzine,Gruge Fuck Fanzine ( free lance writer) Currently the Bassist for BROKERUBBER. ___________________________________Be on The Look out for REBEL SCUM, The Worldstorm Documentary on The DIRTY WORKS. This Movie is gonna be one piece of work, Sex, Violence, onstage Imolation and that's just the live stuff. Wait til ya get behind the scenes, *************** * A Three chord guide to Annihilation ________________________________ * Your Lyrics are some of the most powerful I've heard! I was listening to the new Iggy Pop the other day. I thought of you, you're real. Anthony Rahim -Visual Luxury-Video Rahim________________________________ *You make me proud to be an American. Keep practicing those rights. Ann Ann Lloyd NPR radio______________________________ * "What is alluring about Christopher is that there's nobody else like him," enthuses Percarpio. "I find Chris to be a hugely complex gentle giant with an edge. At one point he's very sweet, kissing his pet rats, and at the next he's bashing his head against a wall." Francis Percarpio President and founder of Worldstorm (Arts Lab) Needless to say, Scum makes the prefab shock schlock of Marilyn Manson et al look absolutely tame in comparison. John Sewell-Metropulse and freelance writer/Artist/Musician ************************************************ Knoxville’s one and only cultural terrorist, punk bard, voice of the criminal underground and all around renaissance man, Christopher Scum (nee Chris Andrews) has stepped up to the plate—not to tell anyone how to vote but to encourage and enable people to voice their own opinions at the polls. Scum’s hosting a “Freedom of Speech and Voter Registration Rally” at the Electric Ballroom on Friday, Aug. 27, and he’s hoping the evening’s mix of rowdy rock ’n’ roll and spoken word performance will bring the kids out in droves. The Knoxville Metropulse ______________________________________________ After all, Christopher ....Scum'' **** didn't earn his nickname by being conventional. He's been described as a rock 'n' roll deviant, a purveyor of bad taste and bad music, a guy whose latest project, The Dirty Works, refers to a grimy syringe used to inject drugs. Even Mancow, the Chicago radio deejay who makes a living off of purveying weirdness and crude skits, slammed Scums’ music during a recent broadcast, saying that though the music shows talent, scum spoils it with his vile, downright despicable lyrics and antics. Steve Wildsmith-The Maryville daily times ____________________________________________