i dance to loading zone announcements.
i collect random peoples business cards and put them in the 'win a free lunch' fishbowls at restaurants.
i hiccup at least once a day.
i am an otaku.
i am a noodler.
i love it when people spontaneously break into song and dance.
i am so nice sometimes that it freaks aaron out.
i am that guy who tastes the milk, writes 'bad' on it with a sharpie, then puts it back in the fridge.
i am the guy that puts that single shoe on the side of the road.
i am allergic to my own dog.
i sing, nay... i beatbox in the shower.
i am THAT guy in all your photos.
i wish i could dance like Michael Jackson.
i cant not eat all the oreos in the world.
i leave quarters in candy machines and pennies heads-up on the sidewalk.
i live for running in the rain.
i remodel bathrooms for use by miniature people.
i have dreams with credit sequences at the end.
i am a celebrity in bowling alleys.
i have a birthmark on my right eye.
i love a good high five.
i heart nyc and penguins.
i am a marathon runner.
i am a rapping quiznos sandwich:
