When it comes to describing oneself, I often find that I have an easier time pointing out my faults/flaws of character as opposed to my more positive traits that I'm aware of. Therefore, you should be able to develope an idea of the kind of description I'll be giving of myself, from what I know and what I've noticed. I should forewarn that the following does have a negative and almost pathetique aura about it, yet the reason for that is simply because I believe it's the negative aspects of our character that make us who we are, it is our flaws, our follies which make us human. We all have positive qualities of course, and I'm not saying that this self-summary is void of them, but it is the good things we can say about ourselves, those rare and valuable qualities that draw people to one another. So it's not so much that I'm emphasizing my imperfect nature, but rather me being a bit more thorough as to who I am and not just who I can be. With that being said, I shall proceed forth in describing how I'm a terrible person :p
I am a son of a poor man, a child of a broken man, a boy whom had grown and matured very little during adolesence. I was the preteen that was babied until my father simply couldn't carry me anymore, at which point reality forced me to grow up within a comparatively small time. I was the creepy kid who sat in the corner. I was the teen who was emo before it became popular. I am the one who was always content in the moment, even in poverty. I have lived in both a trailer and an RV at one point in my life. I am very selective for someone whom had grown up in poverty. I am the video game and caffein addict with a poor grasp of reality. I am usually one of the people that come to mind when you say, "I hate it when people have no common sense". I am a man who's never really identified with the ideas of the male stereotype. I have tendencies of being Obsessive Compulsive. I have difficulty communicating what's on my mind. I have never really been very direct in my speech patterns except when asked a very specific or yes or no question. I am vague in both verbal and written communication. I am very comfortable in my sexuality. I can be very affectionate. I have stripper pants. I have been asked if I were gay on multiple occasions. I have worked in the factory were many of your coathangers were made. I have worked with a Printing Press. My hand has been crushed by a Printing Press. I have never gone on strike. I have never broken a bone. I have crawled in airducts on more than one occasion. I enjoy manual labor. I am incapable of holding a grudge. I believe there is good in all. I am a Heretic that still claims to be Catholic. I openly refuse to drink alcoholic beverages. I am a supporter of legalizing marijuana. I am gullible. I am something of a Harlequin. I'm ticklish. I have a profound appreciation for the arts of music, dance, theatre, and poetry. I can get swept up into causes, ideologies, and/or dreams very easily. I too can get lost in the moment easily. I like long hair. I can be vain. I have lied. I have stolen. I have broken hearts. I've had my heart broken. I often act without thinking. I have difficulty reacting to recieving suprises, gifts, or compliments unless it's upon physical appearance. I make an effort to be well groomed everyday. It is very difficult to make me angry. I can be a rather heavy sleeper. I am not very motivated. I need to be inspired. I can be rediculously energetic. I am bothered by spitting, wasting food, gum chewing, farting, sexism of any sort, people who smell like cigarettes when they're not smoking, and blatant disregard, outside of playing of course. I usually give money to homeless people who've asked me for spare change, regardless of what my current financial situation may be. I am empathetic. I fear few things aside from dieing of a terminal illness and severly injuring or killing someone on accident or being a cause/factor or simply involved. I can be Sadistic. I can be Masochistic. I am drawn to the unknown and paranormal. The night beckons me to come out and play. Thunderstorms beckon me to come out and play. I desire to befriend ghosts. I have very strong moral virtues. I can go with the flow. I am idealistic. I'm an optimist. I think the mind is a terrible thing to waste. I refuse to eat most vegetables. I can be perfectly content being by myself. I take my sweet time in everything I do. I don't often have a strong sense of urgency. While I'm very easy-going the majority of the time, I can be a stick in the mud if I set my mind to something. I believe I will impact the world in someway, despite what others may tell me. I am a performer. I love to dress up in various clothing styles and costumes. I enjoy dancing. I enjoy eating. I enjoy giving massages. I run Marathons. Someday I will accomplish my short term goals. Someday I will be where I want to be. Someday I will die. Presently I am happy. Presently I am where I should be. Presently <3
