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♥ jessi

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About Me



I'm Jessi, my friends call me MESS. On November 10, 2007 I married the love of my life, Jeffrey Scott Carbone. We went to Puerto Vallarta for our Honeymoon, which was an incredible experience. We had a great time! Jeff and I purchased our first home on June 5th, 2008. I am so excited for us and can't believe how much we've grown together. We are also happy to announce that we're expecting our first child this winter ♥. I absolutely love my life. I have the best friends a girl could ask for, a great job, and a wonderful husband.

It was fun for a while
there was no way of knowing
Like a dream in the night
Who can say where we're going?
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
roxy


My Interests


being

hugging/spooning, etc.

I'd like to meet:



"How would you explain it, Pooh?"
"With a song," he said. "A little something I just made up."
"Go ahead"

How can you get very far,
If you don't know Who you are?
How can you do what you ought,
If you don't know What You've Got?
And if you don't know Which to Do
Of all the things in front of you,
Then what you'll have when you are through
Is just a mess without a clue
Of all the best that can come true
If you know What and Which and Who.

"That's it," he said, leaning back and closing his eyes.
"A Masterpiece."

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them anyways."
Marilyn Monroe


"Life is like a grindstone - whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you're made of." - Unknown

Music:

a little this, a little that.

Movies:

Reign Over Me. Dragonfly. Mean Girls. We are Marshall. Taladega Nights. forrest gump. the notebook. memoirs of a geisha. The Wedding Crashers. Remember the Titans. dirty dancing. breakfast club. mulan. big fish. how to lose a guy in 10 days. old school. finding nemo. 27 Dresses. anything funny.

Television:

Football (especially the REDSKINS)

My all-time favortie channel is discovery health, now i like watching Who's Wedding is it Anyway? and Married Away.. but besides that:
Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Reba, The Office, and Miami Ink.

Books:


I would recommend the following:

Walk on Water
Complications
Prey
The Silent Boy
The Tender Bar
The Memory Keepers Daughter
The Secrets of a Fire King
P.S. I Love You
The Giver
The Tao of Pooh
Blue Water
Water for Elephants
A Farewell to Arms
She's Come Undone
*I Know This Much is True*
A Million Little Pieces
My Friend Leonard

Heroes:

Pediatric Cardiologists

"Why be limited to seeing the stars as bulls and goats and scuttling crabs, when from another vantage point-- from, say, the moon or Jupiter or Saturn-- they might resemble something else entirely?"

My Blog

Bridal Shower Thanks <3

Friends & Family, I would like to thank everyone who attended my Bridal Shower last Saturday! I would like to especially thank my Mom and my amazing friends for throwing me such a beautiful party...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

true redskins fan

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Dallas Cowboys fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyo...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

"pretty ghetto place"

One of my customers at work told me about this when i said i lived in Waldorf. All i can say is: hilarious.   "Actress Hillary Duff was quoted in the July issue of Elle magazine -- when talkin...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

you're a 90's kid

You're a 90's kid if:You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.You ...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

Walmart

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART!!! =]1. Get 24 boxes of condo ms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals....
Posted by ♥ jessi on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:52:00 PST

Ladies..

  WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. we have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. we believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while ye...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

SMIB Look it up bitch!

so its in the dictionary:   SMIB (Southern Maryland In-bred) - A term of derision similar to hillbilly generally referring to the local native people of the low-land counties of Southern Maryland...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

MySpace Addict?

"Today we salute you, MySpace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every per...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:40:00 PST

_ _ _ _'s car is parked in _ _ _ _ _'s garage

    We've got a soldier on the pot!   What comes before part-b?   "_ _ _ _'s car is parked in _ _ _ _ _'s garage"   PTFO   Yum.   ok. Girlfriend. ok    I ...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

Funny funny

A funny story: When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to takeit out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take itout on someone you don't know.I was sitting at m...
Posted by ♥ jessi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST