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Frank.

MySpace, My Rules.

About Me

Hi. I'm Frank and that ain't just a name, dude. I say it like I see it and, because I'm blind, I use this; the keyboard. It let's me express what I can't with my dumbfuck mouth and eyes. I like to welcome "friends" as I'm told they're called, but if you get out of line, you'll read me write, "Get off my MYspace!". That's when you know I mean business. (NO NIGGERS, PLEASE.)

My Interests

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Music:

I'm just making up stuff in my head, lately. It's kinda Jim Croce meets A Tribe Called Quest meets Abbott and Costello meets The Mummy. It's pretty good. I wish you could hear it.

Movies:

I don't honestly care for motion pictures or "movies." I'm happy just to curl up with a nice picture and a hot cup of chamomile.

Television:

Frank's T.V. Blog:11/35/05: Didn't catch the latest (greatest?) episode of "YES DEARtm":( however, I did get the gist via sensory depovera. The shots are administered taintally, in 1/2hr sessions, and are brought to me, in part, by Planters and Duracell!Frank's T.V. Blog:2/15/06: It's 7:54pm. Just regained conciousness, like, 5 minutes ago. I'm struggling to read the Final Jeopardy! answer, but it's hard. My eyes are kinda puffy and my vision's cloudy. I think it has something to do with The Bay of Pigs. I'll guess False.......I think I'm right....Ughhh....Last time I ever play Space Monkey in the afternoon. Go Olympics!!!!

My Blog

Semantics and Some Antics!

"That's disgusting!"  "That's beautiful!"  "Beauty is in the eye of the B-holder!" "Disgusting is what I just shot in the eye of the C-holder!" Which is witch IS which. ...
Posted by Frank. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

A Carnivorous Moment in an Otherwise Vegetarian Day.

I wanna suck on her butt cheek.  Ignore the rest.  Her cheek. I wanna fill my mouth.  Inhale her cheek.  Down my throat and drown in it.  Bite down.  Anchor her so she ca...
Posted by Frank. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

Incredibly Not Hulk-ish....

Back, behind the fence is where the picnic took place.  I brought everything I could fit into the basket my Mom bought for me.  It was a lot of food.  I sat down on ...
Posted by Frank. on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

I want to kill somebody....

I want to kill somebody.  I want to grab somebody's head and face and squeeze at it.  I want to feel face skin and earlobes squish in between my fingers.  I want cheek meat and I want t...
Posted by Frank. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

Chocolate Weapons=A Recipe for Disaster!

They're coming for me.  I've already decided that.  It's only a matter of time and I know that.  I'll wait.  I got time.  I won't, however, open the door for them.  They ...
Posted by Frank. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:57:00 PST

A.P.B. (You know who you are!)...

There's something in every body.  Something "special."  There's something in every spirit.  Something "nice."  There's something in every mind.  Something "pure."  The Ea...
Posted by Frank. on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST

Fetal Fury.

Room Cleaning led to the discovery of some long-forgotten poems by Yours Truly.  Here's one that dates back, shit, probably 25yrs. ago!  WARNING: Read At Own Risk! ;b Alone. Curled. Tes...
Posted by Frank. on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

Hey Gang!...

Hey Gang!   It's Frank here.  I've been getting a lot of "angry letters" from some of you.  So, I thought I'd patch the air up and let the 'ol key-typer jot up some excuses.  ...
Posted by Frank. on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST

About me....

I'm a decent person. Not the best, not the worst. I sleep on my back most of the time, but I'll occassionally turn over and sleep on my side or something. One time I punched a girl in the face. Lately...
Posted by Frank. on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:46:00 PST

Plumperhump.

Gently he waived his flag.  It was some flag.  He waived and waived.  And waived and waived and waived. He was good.  The flag was good.  It was good.   m,njkkk...
Posted by Frank. on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:30:00 PST