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Caitlin

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About Me

Caitlin Richard --
[noun]:

One who "runs this shit."

I am blessed with incredibly bad luck.
If my name weren't Caitlin, I would like it to be "Raquel."
Brandon Chronister is fucking mine.
I really miss the American Press.
I am none of your business.

teenage time kiIIa





NO ONE EVER SPELLS MY NAME RIGHT ANYWAY. I love the fifties, and I love the city.

My Interests

myself.
artists and thugs
fine ass cars
men with chops
belt buckles
laughing
harlequin ichthyosis
darfur

(if you know what I mean)

Miss Elaina Brooke Adams

this is your food.

this is your fun.

this is your science.

this is your favorite purse, two months ago.

this is disgusting. this is cruel.
this is murder.

.."position:absolute; left:0px; top: 0px;" border="0" /Fakes Bitches love to haaaate. FAKE #1

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't make me ill.
Someone who will come with me to Monster Bash

There was nothing I could do.
I couldn't change a flight of stairs into a creek.
The boy walked back to where he came from.

The same thing once happened to me.
I remember mistaking an old woman for a trout stream in Vermont,
and I had to beg her pardon.

"Excuse me," I said. "I thought you were a trout stream."
"I'm not," she said.

Travis McCoy. What a hottie.

Music:

I went to see the doctor just to ask him what to do;
He said, "There's not a single thing that I can do for you!
You got the rocka rocka rocka rockabilly psychosis."
And since I have it, baby, I think I'm going crazy.

Bob Dylan
Son House
Dax Riggs
Richard Hell
Jeff Buckley
Glenn Danzig
Blaster the RocketMan
Ours
Dr. Octagon
Dog Fashion Disco
the Specials
the Adicts
Le Tigre
FEAR
the Moldy Peaches
the Vandals
the Misfits
the Replacements
Antischism
the Damned
Aus-Rotten
Earth Crisis
Bratmobile
Aesop Rock
GG Allin
the Subhumans
the Germs
Articles of Faith
Screeching Weasel
Propaghandi
the Cramps
Bauhaus
KMFDM
Rudimentary Peni
Big Star
Bright Eyes
Scratch Acid
Demented Are Go!
the Buzzcocks
Norther
Elliot Smith
THE TEENBEATERS
Black Flag
the Minutemen
AFI
Sonic Youth
Fugazi
Beat Happening
Cannibal Ox
Mazzy Star
Hole
the Saints
Dinosaur Jr
Shane MacGowan
Crass
King Kurt
The Frantic Flintstones
The Meteors

Paragraphic ♥♥
the Incisions
Dead End Lake

Look at you with your teenage hard on
Check you out with your black lace bra on


Movies:

Dario Argento
The Coen Brothers
George A. Romero
Stanley Kubrick
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The House That Screamed
A Clockwork Orange
Barfly
Don't Look Now
The Little Girl That Lived Down the Lane
If...
Blue Velvet
Harold and Maude
HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH
the Warriors
Monty Python
Coffee and Cigarettes
Trainspotting
the Shining
Night of the Living Dead
the Big Lebowski..

Books:

Kerouac
Burroughs
Bukowski
Ginsberg
Brautigan
Ferlinghetti
Crumb&&Pekar
Asimov
PK Dick

Heroes:


My Blog

5:30 pm

I’m so fucking stupid.And I’m tired of ruining my makeup.
Posted by Caitlin on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST

I hate every last one of you.

I guarantee it. Try to make my life hell because you are jealous. You will never have what I have.You will never have the brains. You will never have the bank account. You will never have the resume. ...
Posted by Caitlin on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

Late November.

I am almost seventeen years old.I am six months deep into my boyfriend.I got pulled over for a two, instead of three, second stop..Fuck you, November. And one out of the two things I found out to...
Posted by Caitlin on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

Late September

Fuck all of the things I have done in the pursuit of romance. They have begun to pursue me.How much longer can I run away before I have to fight back.It is all that I have done, and I have left ruins ...
Posted by Caitlin on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:49:00 PST

Please.

Just ask me something that will make me think, or at least make me interested.
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

11:52 P.M.

I often feel that I have left something missing. I need continuity, but not to feel trapped by it.   I don't know how to handle myself Monday-Thursday. I am a turbulent mess. You love it....
Posted by Caitlin on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

A wise girl.

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. -Marilyn Monroe
Posted by Caitlin on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

There is nothing I miss.

Like this. Except for this. Please bring me home....
Posted by Caitlin on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

You are addicted.

To the nothing between you and me. To looking in the mirror. To hating what you see. To overcompensating. To faking. To taking. Shaking. To being right all the time. To yelling and screaming and kicki...
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

Before-New Years Resolution

To forget anything I may have learned about caring or closed doors.   People like me better when I laugh in their face.
Posted by Caitlin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST