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You don't know me!

Purple is the stain upon my pillow....

About Me

I have a lot of nicknames, but most don't get used very often. I am incredibly anal (forgive the use of the word, it's really difficult for me to read it after looking) about correct spelling. The same goes for grammar and really just phrasing sentences correctly in speech in general. I want to go to UC Berekley with Shasta and study Music. Then I'll marry her. There's really not much else to me other than music and grammar (or things of the like). I really like math though. Dave's a cool math teacher. The best, actually. But yeah, I love the Shasta, the guitar, and the math. I also like being superfluous with my sentences, often leading to pleonasm.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt .. .. I am a Breakout Bat.
I am an abstract sort of creature, who dislikes any sort of restraint. If you try to pigeonhole me, I'll break the box, and come back for more. I don't have any particular ambitions, I just drift, but I am adept at keeping life going along. What Video Game Character Are You?

My Interests

Guitar,guitar, guitar ummmmmm guitar?I'm also interested in kicking j-lo's butt at every video game ever! Yeah, you know who you are.

I'd like to meet:

Order of importance:
1) Shasta
2) Shasta
3) Bucketheade
4) Jimmy Page
5) Coheed and Cambria
6)Any cartoon character because that would be neato talking to a cartoon that talked back of its own free will and thought
7)okay so maybe shasta just rocks, but other things are cool too, jsut not as cool as she is. I want to meet God of course! Who the fuck else? If I met him(or her) I wouldn't need to meet anyone else!!!!

Music:

Led Zeppelin
Dillinger Escape Plan
Tenacious D
Coheed and Cambria
The Doors
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Converge
Circle takes the Square
Alexisonfire
Alkaline Trio
B.B. King
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Robert Cray
Cream
Buckethead
Primus
Death Cube K
Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains
At the Drive-In
System of a Down
Chevelle
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Poison the Well
Gypsy Kings
Tool
Los Lonely Boys
Van Halen
Every Time I Die
and there's more...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Gangs of New York, Brave Little toaster (such an acid trip movie), Hook, Fight Club, Rounders, Reservoir Dogs, Taxi Driver, any Stanley Kubrik, The Day the Earth Stood Still, any Hitchcock, most black &white movies, and so, so many more.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Spongebob, The Daily Show, Venture Brothers, Family Guy, Futurama, Fairly Oddparents, Invader Zim.

Books:

Oooh...Sword of Truth novels, the Lord of The Rings, Chuck Palahniuk, that's all i got right now

Heroes:

Jimmy Page, George W. Bush's future assassin, Dillinger guitarists, Tarantino that violent bastard and of course one of the spice girls for breaking them up, i don't remeber which one it was, but thank you blankity spice we needed you.

My Blog

IT'S WIPING PEOPLE OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, ARE YOU NEXT?

Beware of this disease, people. You might be at risk for SCENE KIDNEY FAILURE! Symptoms include black hair, anorexia, and girl pants. This disease is sweeping across the town, hitting some of your bes...
Posted by You don't know me! on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:23:00 PST

Stop personifying your weiner!!!!!!

Oh i wish i was an oscar myer weiner!!!!!that is what i truly like to be!!!!!!!Cause if i were an oscar meyer weiner than everyone would be in love with me!!!!!!!...
Posted by You don't know me! on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:30:00 PST

A not pointless blog

I love you Devin. More than everything and you know what.......HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NOW YOU READ A POINTLESS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1SUCKER.......
Posted by You don't know me! on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:27:00 PST

a bwuahhh?? a real blog from me?

BLOG'D!!! suckers. you read it. sorry for the waste of your time.........suckers
Posted by You don't know me! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why not quote something??

True love is the greatest thing on earth. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean. Mmm. I love that. It's so perky. However, he clearly said, "Tobl...
Posted by You don't know me! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

movie ratings

It is apparent that Siskel and Ebert's opinions on movies were very important and decisive, no? Either that or they were pretty easy-going on rating movies. But let's assume the latter isn't the case....
Posted by You don't know me! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST