It's really difficult to be pretentious on the internet, isn't it?
I haven't talked to you in years. It's soo good to see you've found my profile. We didn't even like each other that much then, now did we? Let's be honest, we 're really only going to reminisce about the past since we have so little in common. How about you just read my blog instead and save us both some time in our self-important lives.
