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Elvis

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About Me

I never mind making a complete ass of myself to break some tension, hell I could entertain myself for hours in the mirror, believe me I do it. I don't appreciate people trying to disect my brain, so don't try. I'm extremely laid back, not much seems to phase me. I see no need in getting upset for some dumb shit. I'm not a pushover however... my motto is: life is too short to be angry about petty shit, why waste energy? If everyone else this motto, I highly doubt that there would be so many tables being tipped over at the dyke bars. I don't fit into any particular mold or scene, but I don't mind Scenesters. I enjoy a chap who doesn't just order a salad and take two bites of it. More people need to losen up and eat in public, we all know that when they go home their stomach is growling and they dart into the kitchen to scarf down the last of the mint chocholate chip while they wait for the left overs to heat up anyway. -They don't fool me, not even a little bit. Yes, I can be obnoxiously cynical, but it's all in good fun. I have very little inner-monologue and it tends to get me in trouble quite a bit. Fuck, I'd give my left knee to learn the art of mouth patrol. Next of kin to the "original" Jack Of All Trades; Heir to the fortune. Not so unique after all Don't add me up unless you 1.) Know ME. 2.) Are actually planning on contacting me. I find it all Repugnant!

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My Interests

-Good Books.
-Environmental Preservation.
-Indie Films.
-Dancing Queens.
-Holy Rollers.
-CHEESE.
-Popping politics over drinks.
-Grouping at local shows.
-Music.
-Living in performance mode.
-Writing without censoring.
-Vegetarianism/other vegetarians.
-Shaking my leg at the old suits.
-Learning.Always Learining.
-Completely obnoxious conversations.
-Gender Benders.
-Socialism.
-Bloodsport.
-Confidence.
-BDSM.
-PETA.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met them - And, I don't meet people from myspace.

Music:

Obessesions:
-Agnostic Front.
-Tori Amos.
-KMFDM.
-Marilyn Manson.
-Genitorturors.
-Dashboard Confessional.
-Horrorpops.
-Flowers In The Attic.
-The Butchies.
-Anal Cunt.
-Cradle Of Filth.
-Greenday.
-Black Sabbath.
-GWAR.
-Madonna.
-ELVIS.
-Skinny Puppy.
-Manowar.
-Danzig.
-Hanzel Und Gretyl.
-Dropkick Murpheys.
-ACDC.
-Peaches.
-Ani Difranco.
-Violent Femmes.
-Horrorpops.
-Dreadson Dolls.
-PHISH.
-Johnny Cash.
-Varuca Salt.
-Regina Spektor
-Thrill Kil Kult.
- Paramore.
-Mary Prankster.
-The Cure.

Movies:

“M”
28 Days later.
A Beautiful Mind.
A league of their own.
Alice In Wonderland.
Alice, Sweet Alice.
All The King’s Men.
Better than Chocolate.
Blade Runner.
Blue Velvet.
Boys don't cry.
Cabin Fever.
Children of The Corn.
Cold Creak Manor.
Cradle of Fear.
Dead Of Night.
Death Wish.
Duel In The Sun.
Fantasia.
Finding Neverland.
Gangs of New York.
Half Baked.
Hook.
I Am A Fugitive From A Chain gang.
If these walls could talk II.
Inherit The Wind.
Interview with the Vampire.
Island of lost souls.
IT.
It’s Alive!
Key Largo.
Metropolis.
Night Tide.
Phantom of the Opera.
Peter Pan.
Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Snow White.
Sweetwater.
Team America!
The Abominable Dr. Phibes.
The Asphalt Jungle.
The Comic.
The Grudge.
The King

Television:

Can honestly say I rarely turn it on.

Books:

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea – Jules Verne.
A Buddhist Bible - Dwight Goddard.
A Confederacy Of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole.
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens.
An Unquiet Mind - Kay Redfield Jamison.
Arts and Letters – Edmund White.
At Fault – Kate Chopin.
Beyond Good And Evil – Nietzsche.
Cervantes - Miguel de Cervantes.
Electric Jesus Corpse - Carlton Mellick III.
Empress Orhid - Anchee Min.
Geek Love – Katherine Dunn.
Go Ask Alice - Anonymous.
Guerrilla Warfare - Ernesto Che Guevara.
Harry Potter Series - J.K. Rowling.
Holy Horrors – James A. Haught.
Killing the Buddha – Peter Manseau.
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov.
Man And His Symbols - Carl Jung.
Necronomicon: The Wanderings Of Alhazared - Donald Tyson.

Heroes:

All of my fat friends.
My fat self.My daughter Jordyn -she has her ma's sass.
And, of course the fatti who loves cheese n mushrooms as much as I do...
For now anyway. ;)

My Blog

Stomp

I am the queen of new aged politicians. We organize treaties in my grotto, give food to the under paid. We fill our hungry public with angst in the news, but it's only truth. I scream my new revolutio...
Posted by Elvis on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:08:00 PST

Just Say No To Sparkle Banners!

This might seem petty, okay... it is. I'm too cool for your sparkle banners, they make me want to vomit. I mean really ladies and gentlemen. What is the point of those tacky things. I'm going to delet...
Posted by Elvis on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:10:00 PST

Stay in school, fool.

Last night while sitting on my bed a few regularly random thoughts went racing through my head. I began to wonder what the child who complied with authority from school knew about life. Earlier in my ...
Posted by Elvis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Survey Thing-a-mahooey

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Possibly Sicily, Brazil, Cancun, Alaska, Upstate New York, Vermont, or Ireland... mmm... Japan. I wanna live almost everywhere... too many t...
Posted by Elvis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Classic Republican Viewpoints

~ Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hilary Clinton. ~Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did busi...
Posted by Elvis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST