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Poisoned Angel

CANDY DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE A POINT...

About Me




My Interests


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I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Jack Black, Jonny Depp, Mike Patton, Chuck Lidell (the iceman), meatwad, Kenny and Spenny (love you evil spenny...)... Dave Chappell, Vince Vaughn, the Wilson brothers, Will Farrell, Dave Groul, Frank the Tank, Leut. Farvra, the Chicken Lady, the lady behind the counter at the Giant deli who slices my cheese just right...(yeah, you...you know who you are...)Lenny Kravitz (just to get in bed...), any and all types of extra-terrestials, anyone who's real birth name is B.J...and Broken Lizard.

Music:

Alright, when I say your name, you say 'here.' And we will assume 'here' is short for 'here I am...rock you like a hurricane. -Ignignokt
Myspace Layouts for Myspace :: Music Video Codes
We smoke as we shoot the bird.-Err

Movies:

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon PhelpsFoster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow!

Television:


Get Tons of Games Here!

Heroes:

My hero is my bestest friend ever...he's there for me when I'm the craziest and REALLY deserves a reward. He's the most selfless person I know....And meatwad (for obvious reasons...)

My Blog

Strange coincidences

Subject: COINCIDENCE??? 1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.4) George W Bush h...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:45:00 PST

I bet you can't....Christmas Trivia 1

Christmas Trivia 1:See how many you can answer...and re-post the bulletin with your answers....amuse all of us!! You can send it to me or request the answers if you like...Don't cheat!! It's more fun ...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:14:00 PST

How to...

How to be politically correct when you gossip about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE -She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK -She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH J...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:29:00 PST

Babbling...Questions

Well... for  anyone who knows me...I haven't been around for a while...trying to start new business and new job....arrggghhhh   But here I am my first overnight shift at work and all I'm doi...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:24:00 PST

Rescuing a drowing personis not allowed as it would be interfering with thier fate!!

The Strangest Laws in the World The law is an ass  No matter what you want to do there will have been a time and place when it was legal and another time and place where it was illegal. The following...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:56:00 PST

Ideas to AVOID work...

HOW TO AVOID WORK The practice of work avoidance is one of the highest arts of employment. Anyone can get the job done, so to speak. But not everyone can spend 8 hours a day at their work statio...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:37:00 PST

Simple Home Remedies

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1.  If you are  choking on an ice cube, don'tpanic.  Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat &, presto,the blockage will be...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:07:00 PST

For those of you who Obviously need help.....

') } else { if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") document.write('') } // --> Maybe you can try one of these on me next time....seems the way! Lines to pick up regular chick...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:40:00 PST

Flesh eating humans....

So...if there was such a thing as zombies...and in two hours the dead started to rise....Where would you be, and what would be your plan of action to survive? Or...would you even try to fight? Would y...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:12:00 PST

Me...the sidekick...

So I sit hear contiplating the inter-workings of the relationship between me and my best friend and what I find is this...In every group of best friends, one person is the "superhero" and the other th...
Posted by Poisoned Angel on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:35:00 PST