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michael ross colby

Life is too important to take seriously - Oscar Wilde

About Me

I'm filipino/irish. I'm a nerd. 5th grade rude boy. I love every type of ska, and a lot of jazz, blues and reggae. Except, shitty ska, like those PUSHOVERS. I listen to Michael Bolton. i'm laid back. sweaters are attractive, especially argile ones. I eat cats. I am a hopeless romantic. Apparently, I smell good. I play the trombone and the harmonica. I like throwing on the potter's wheel. I like acyrilics, pastels, and charcoal. I like dressing up for shows. I am secretly addicted to nature specials. I cry at movies. I hate racism and war. I hope that when i am old, ill be able to yell at kids from my porch with hollow threats. I like driving british ugly cars, and driving fast. pish posh. I like spooning. I like the outdoors alot. I wish i had x-ray vision. I wish i had a large, burly handlebar mustache so i could tickle sarah on her neck. I love the enviroment, and i do my best to save it when i can. I am a outlaw in peru. i hate litterbugs. I think mud wrestling is romantic. I hate california's goverment. However, I love arnold. I hate math. I kill wizards on my break at work. I love Mel Brooks. I love double expressos. My girlfriend likes to puke at CVS. I think Kurt Russel is ugly. i love louis armstrong and louie prima. I love to scat, but sadly i cant. I eat pickles like it's nobody's business. My mom makes muffins everyday. I like walker texas ranger. I eat lots of moo goo gai pan. I like bok choy. I love girls, but one in particular.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/chinagoesska

My Interests

girls, women, females, brass instruments, swing, ska, jazz, blues, Hendrix, monty python, killing wizards, brian setzer, john cleese, cars, tazo tea, the clash, cream, doobie brothers, the ramones, jaco pastorious, stand up bass, trombone solos, old women, etta james, ella fitz, satchmo, duke ellington, the bruce lee band, slapstick, potshot, sake, rodney dangerfield, rock n roll, free love, orange soda, bernie mac, the 80s, the 30's, the 60'S, david hasselfoff, hulk hogan, zeppelin, dave matthews, eric clapton, less than jake, dylan the bob, supervillains, skif dank, records, watching my girlfriend blow chunks, smashing pumpkins, belle and sebastian, rolling stones, the planet smashers, david bowie, string cheese incident, minor threat, voodoo glow skulls, hot water music, fugazi, ray charles, stevie wonder, band geeks,the boardwalk, hugging sarah christine vinall, photobooths, muesuems, not spelling "museums" right, making out, cuddling, naughty by nature, janis joplin, aretha, barry white, run dmc, saving children in wells, donkey kong, michael kane, Simon and Garfunkle, Wilson Pickett, Curtis mayfield, Beck, The Specials, mountain goats, marvin gaye, luther vandross, india arie, Dragon Force, Bobby "blue" Bland, solomon burke, BB King, Buddy Guy, Al Green, Otis Redding, Chuck Berry, Son House, Robert Cray, Magic SAM, Albert King, the righteous brothers, henry rollins, tattoos, green tea, spanking, chopsticks, monet, dega, snorting gesso, ceramics, water color, inkwash, bob marley, ear lobes, photography. and my beautiful girlfriend.

Movies:

fievel goes west, young frankenstein, blues brothers, the princess bride, catch me if you can, birds, finding nemo, monty python and the quest for the holy grail, bio dome, encino man, i 3 huckabees, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, dodgeball, the quiet man

Television:

adult swim, brak, fresh prince, aqua teen hunger force, reno 911, conan o brien, family guy

Books:

slaughter house 5, catch 22, all quiet on the western front, the things they carried, reservation blues, metamorphasis, stranger, light in august, street car named desire, glass menagerie, heart of darkness, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, lots of shakespeare, oscar wilde rubbish, bukowski..others I cannot recall ...blah blah-dee blah.

Heroes:

rocky, harriet tubman, and gary colemanand my mom

My Blog

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Walgreens Before i tell you any of the following stories; i would like to say "god bless america". 1. crunch attack- a tall, old man with one eyebrow, a red- plaid shirt, and no teeth. This...
Posted by michael ross colby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST