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Grace Smyth http://graceafc.bebo.com/
GraCeY GiRl ♥ LiL *G* ♥ PrInCeSs *G* ♥ CuTe 'N' IrIsH ♥ GRACE .
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.And I can justify any shopping spree.Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.I can get a massage without a hard-on.I can balance the checkbook,I can pump my own gas.Can talk to my friends,about the size of my ass .My beauty's a masterpiece, & yes, it takes long.At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.I don't drive in circles,at any cost.And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.Don't need instant replay,to remember the
score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.In your dreams, my dear,I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.Look at me you idiot...Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you PRICK!?!
