Once upon a time, a young Adam Scotian girl named Karine created a Myspace acount, to keep in touch with her friends. All was nice and all was good until one day!! Sir Facebook galloped into town on it's fance white horse, with all it's applications in tow. Everyone quickly vanished from Myspace to join Facebook's army of vampires and zombies. Karine was all alone in her Myspaceness. After the long grueling hours it takes to delete a Myspace account, she joined the rest of her friends and villagers. THEN. One fateful day. Karine was bored. She had no means of entertaining herself! So she hauled her ass back to Myspace, who greeted her with open arms. Facebook found out and was FURIOUS! So he sent an evil fire breathing dragon out to fry the young one. Karine, however, offered the dragon some of her Toblerone bar and pleaded that she could have both accounts. The dragon was soothed by the yummy chocolate and accepted. And thus, Karine has Myspace.
