Men in My Life...READ THIS |
so im thinking i should start screening you people a little better than what i have been. ive always been a magnet for losers, liars, and psychos but recently its gotten ridiculous. so ima have some f... Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:17:00 GMT |
Kickass Texas Friends |
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while yourdrunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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My Christmas wish list! |
1) I wish that all the soldiers fighting for our freedom could FINALLY come home safe.. to the people who love them!
2)To go on vaca w/ B
3)A new pair of Phat Babies (Boots DUH)
4)new Bellybutton Ring... Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
Things U should Know!!! But Dont |
Things You Should Know, But Probably Don't...1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.3. The dot over the letter 'i' is ca... Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:22:00 GMT |
Drunk Dialing |
1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3.If you are going to drunk... Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:43:00 GMT |
6 AfFaIrS |
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm .The man hurriedly dresse... Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:07:00 GMT |
Moms R Smart...This is SOOOO TRUUE |
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roomm... Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:15:00 GMT |
Virgin Joke SOOO FUNNY! |
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to comeover and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like... Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:57:00 GMT |
I’ll be there |
I'LL BE THERE..?-When no one is there for you?-When you think no one cares?-When the whole world walks out on you?-When you think you're aloneILL BE THERE..?-When the one you care about mostcould care... Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:39:00 GMT |
GETTIN PHYSICAL |
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Physical Appearance
Hair Color
Hieght
Glasses
Shoe Size
Casual or Formal
Long or Short Hair
Manicure or Natural
Eye Color
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Lets Get Physical
Lights On or Off
Bed or Ta... Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:56:00 GMT |