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Dave Monkey Boy

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About Me



I'd like to think that I'm an interesting person. Everyone that knows me says I'm a character. I strive on not being "typical" or "normal". Life is too short to be boring.

My Interests

My interests are as crazy as my personality, especially when it comes to music. My all time favorite band is Primus (YOU SUCK!!!!!). Beyond that, I could be listening to Death Metal one second, and then Barry Manilow the next. Whatever the dominant personality wants to here, that's what I listen to. When I'm not working for the evil soda giant that stole my soul, you can find me on the mountain, the trail, or at home with a frosty non-soda beverage in my hand.Other interests are snowboarding, firearms, camping, off-roading, and drinking heavily. You only live once, enjoy it! The only thing you do in death is sleep.

I'd like to meet:

Other insane people that have to live in this artificial hellhole of reality. Oh, Kathy Griffin, Jerry Ryan, the founders of New Belgium Brewing, and Pat Benatar(it's a sickness....)

Music:

You name it, I'm listening to it (with the exception of Cristian Rock and elevator music). Living with multiple personalities that have such diverse taste is real expensive when it comes time to buy music.

Movies:

John Cusack movies are the all-time best!!! Following close in second is Adam Sandler flicks, anything by Matt and Trey, and the 40 yr old Virgin. And, much respect to Kevin Smith. Transformers kicks ass!!!!

Television:

South Park is the shiz nit. Also, can't survive without my 24, Scrubs, or Battlestar Galatica fix. Also into Nip/Tuck, LA Ink, and NFL Football.

Books:

Anything Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Clive Cussler, or Stephen Coonts. Getting into heavy machinery books and anything on German Shepards.

Heroes:

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are my Gods.......If you don't know who they are, hit yourself in the head with a frying pan over and over. The inventor of barley and hops fermentation. Internet porn creators. Monkey trainers. And, of course, my mom.

My Blog

Back to work!!!!!

I guess two months off was good enough......I'm heading back to work tomorrow morning. As with my luck, it's not in Tacoma, but I'll take what I can get. Here's to contributing to society.
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:27:00 PST

Back from the trip

To All Who Knew and All Who Didn't...... Last week, I was at home. Alone. Not working. Dreading another Thanksgiving of having to latch on to a friends family dinner. Generally depressed and frustrate...
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST

So much for trying.....

Well, the writing was on the wall. Katie is moving out. Despite trying as hard as I could, she just wouldn't be happy. I don't want to bash her or the whole situation, it just didn't work out. Hopeful...
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

Home is where the stolen van is.......

Last friday, I got home after my lovely two hour commute to go 35 miles (gotta love the Northwest traffic infastructure, or lack thereof). I was in the midst of my daily ritual, getting the mail, yell...
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:07:00 PST

Pure evil

I just wanted to apologize to everyone for commiting a horrendous act. The last couple of days, I was working in Renton putting in foundation pilings. It was in a strip mall complex, right by a McDona...
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST

Life sucks

Title says it all.
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

R.I.P. Camaro

Well, it was bound to happen. I ended up wrecking my car last night. As upsetting as it is, I'm happy that I came out of it unhurt. It's only a car, I can always get another one.
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

Monkey Update

Howdy kiddies........ So, I am on the tail end of my first construction project. We finished drilling friday. This week is all about cleaning up and breaking down the cranes. It was an awesome experie...
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

Makes you think......

So, I started this weekend in good spirits. I started working and it should keep up for a while. I missed the Brewfest, but I really couldn't afford it and I made a buttload of OT for working Saturday...
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:23:00 PST

Going to work

Well, the company I went to on Tuesday kinda hosed me, but I got a job with another contracter. It's a bit of a commute, but it's a start. Here's a start at something good, I hope..........
Posted by Dave Monkey Boy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST