Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. profile picture

Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money..

About Me

"No matter what, no matter when, no matter who, any man has the CHANCE to sweep any woman off her feet...just needs the right broom." --Hitch
"You know, like numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

You know how we do

Chilling with the two chillest people I know

My Interests

The things that make me pee my pants
in happiness

The Beach
Full Moons
People with Substance
The adrenaline rush after the gym
Being a Dork
Introspective Viewpoints
Debates
Intellectual Conversations
Lame Jokes
Goofing Off
Getting lost in music
Getting lost playing guitar
Animated Movies
Comedies
Cartoons
Playing guitar on the beach during a full moon
Coronas
Mis Amigos/Amigas
Randomness
Spontaneity
Sleep
Photography
Culture
Having a great time
Cloud formations
Talks that can keep you up for hours
My girlfriend Alexis who happens to be my motorcycle
Creativity
Thinking outside the box
Beauty
Solace
Riding alone to Sandys
Belly-aching Laughter
Miles of Goofy Smiles
The "little" things
Sunsets/Sunrises
Life
The awesome people in this world
Airheaded moments
Hope for an awesome future
Reinventing myself
Outlets for anything
Unforgettable memories
Picture-perfect Days
Kickass Music that I can lose myself in for hours
The "honeymoon" period
The lack of Drama
Ambition
The Knowledge of knowing I can do whatever I want
Independence
Uniqueness
Writing short pieces of literary disasters
Quirkiness
Being myself
Graduating the "high-school" phase
Laughing at my own jokes before everybody else
Great Movies
Daily Food Comas
Striving for a remixed version of Perfection
Daily doses of trying to reverse "Insert Foot Mouth"
Fate
Coincidences
Karma
Confidence
History in General
Mystique
The intensity of eye contact
Shortcomings
Crushes
Puppy Love
Happiness
Bliss
Cloud 9

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade
around the corner,
fudge is made!"

I'd like to meet:

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

***Note from the Creator of this ridiculously good-looking webpage***
All I really want...is to meet a ridiculously awesome girl who will share my twin sized bed with me :P
haha...no but besides that, I just want to meet a girl who has...a dash of dorkiness, a truckload of humor, a cupful of hopeless romanticism, a smidge of airheadedness, a streak of lame jokes, a sockful of happiness, a pinch of sexiness, an aura of cuteness, an armful of kickass taste in music, a boatful of intellect, a closetful of spontaneity, a drop of adventure, a hint of open-mindedness, a speck of individuality, a buttload of passion, a trace of independence, a touch of awesomeness, a lick of fun, a sprinkling of understanding, a smack of originality, a handful of creativity and that's it...
Anyone know where I can get me one of these?

Music:



This picture cracks me up to no end...I dunno why...haha

I spelled SPAM!!!!!!! I want a cookie now!

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

If you made it this far...here are some hot facts about meself
1. I drool(ask my pillow if you don't believe)
2. I have braces
3. I have a youthful...very youthful exterior
4. I'm immature
5. I am the king of lame
6. I are a retard
7. I'm too nice
8. I have chicken legs
9. I snort while laughing sometimes
10. I have a very girly sneeze
11. I have gas every morning...and twice on Sundays
12. I like hanging out by myself
13. I am the biggest and the last uncontested dork in the world
14. I like using big words...to make me feel smart
15. I am smart
16. I am random
17. I have ADD
18. I like the word..."googly"...as in "googly eyes"
19. I don't match with hats...yet I wear them anyway
20. I do what I want!
21. I like computer games
And I know what you guys are thinking after reading this...."This guy must be a ladykiller!"....well I'm not...imperfections make life interesting...who wants to be perfect anyway? :)
"Brian! There's a message in my cereal!!!! It says OooOOoooO."
".................Your eating cheerios."
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My Blog

Smile if you're a Goofball!

Hah...I've decided since I'm trying to overcompensate for my lack of time on Myspace and for the overall shade of grey tone of the last blog entry that it's goofball time. I just wanted to share some...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

Parting Thoughts...

So it's been a while....another infamous Chris disappearance...And what's been going on during this one?Good question. Life right now...is...on a plateau... I work 2 jobs 6-7 days a week, go t...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

"Fucking Gorgeous..."

...Those exact words slipped out of my mouth while I was racing back from Waimanalo on my way to Sandy's. The reason I was going along so speedily was so I could watch the sunrise at 6:30 this mornin...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:50:00 PST

Been taking some time off to write....

So I'm getting back into Chris-[mode], Where I get in touch with myself, my feelings, and Mother Nature. And I know what you're thinking you perverts out there...and it's not like that. :P So I've ...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

A La` Peaceful Melodies

Man...I've got to say...I love it when you find a new song that you instantly vibe with. The instant you hear it you're just like wow...that song is awesome. Or sometimes there's no words...just the...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST

So I....

...thought it was time...to do a little reflecting on how life is at the moment...because I know....I KNOW...that everyone is wondering :PSo life right now...is on a plateau...Life is steady...nothing...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:14:00 PST

..I am not perfect

a random piece of writing I just came up with...if I'm rusty...I'm sorry! It's been a couple of years :P Actually I'm not sorry....suckers :DI am not perfect....written by MoiI am not perfectand I'm...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:08:00 PST

look what I dug up...

So I dug this up...from back in the day when I used to set some time aside to create literary pieces with no editing required. I miss this..and I might just have to go back to writing these....this p...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:05:00 PST

...Possibilities

So...it's been about what...2 months since I've wrote a blog...well...I'm at it again! I know...you're thinking...that's awesome...Chris is about to write one of his clever/funny/random ass blogs...bu...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:03:00 PST

I just want to know your name...

Musiq Soulchild - Just Friends(Sunny)Girl I know this might seem strange But let me know if I'm out of order Stepping to you this way, See I been watching you for a while And I just got to let you kno...
Posted by Hi, Im Chris and I dont make alot of money.. on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:31:00 PST