Friends,
I’m excited to have this opportunity to introduce myself to you personally. Over the years, I’ve gotten used to being misunderstood. From as early as the first grade, when a teacher’s aide took offense at my efforts to get her attention by putting a tack on her chair, to more recently, when a certain Southern judge took a relentless interest in putting me behind bars, it seems that I have been in a constant struggle just to be understood as a regular guy.
People have said a lot of colorful things about me, not all of which are true, and certainly not all of which are flattering. One thing I do know for sure, for example, is that I’m not a criminal. It’s been my habit to either ignore personal attacks or laugh them off. But there is just too much misinformation out there about me, and I think it’s time to set the record straight.
It seems that my chief sins have been 1) having way too much fun and 2) having discovered a way to make money doing it. I don’t apologize for what I’ve achieved in my life and how I’ve achieved it, and I’m happy to share what I’ve learned from it with you. I’ve had some pretty amazing experiences over the years – some absolutely outrageous experiences -- and I’m happy to share those with you too.
It might be a stretch to say that I’m just your average Joe, but as you explore my site , I think you’ll come to find that my desires, dreams and disappointments aren’t terribly different from your own. I suppose the particulars of my life might seem remarkable, even unbelievable to some people. But that’s the reason for this website. Because if it hadn’t happened to me, I never would have believed it myself.
- Joe Francis
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