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Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Romans and Dogs, roll up roll up for a once in a lifetime experience! Whether you enjoy it or not is up to you (no refunds available). You have the pleasure of meeting me, your Host and count yourself lucky too :D This site is my 15 minutes of fame and Im damn well gonna enjoy it. I am one of the most random minded individuals this side of the milky way, without any of the physical defects like having 2 heads, a vestigal tail, or breaking into a cold sweat when eating cheese... well maybe one defect then but who cares about that :D Born in the Garden of England... thats Kent by the way, not in someones backgarden or the Chelsea Flower show; followed by a brief stint in Saudi Arabia (Fathers side of the family) before escaping a life of Suicide bombing and Camel Racing. Have lived most of my life in Warrington in the NorthWest before coming to where I am now which is in the armpit of England, Larkhill (near Stonehenge) where I "defend the country" from would be miscreants, dust in the hangers and people who can only run as far as 5 miles :D. Since Joining Ive done 2 tours of Iraq and 1 tour of Afghanistan, and Im going back to Afghan later this year to waste more of your taxes kindly donated to Gordon Brown. My goals in life are to travel the world in a oner and to own a Jag XK8... theres others as well, but those stick out most in my mind at the moment. Anyway, theres a brief blurb about me, if you like what you see then add me as your friend, if you don..t then Im afraid you only have 5 minutes to live, your choice ;)Take care all of you and dont be afraid to say Hello :)
