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Arlen B

I am here for Friends

About Me

Originally from Florida, but lived all over. Maryland, Georgia, California and Colorado, to name a few. Very sarcastic. I invented the "Spider-Monkey". Served 4 years in the US Navy, loved every minute of it. I'm a traveler, been to every continent with the exception of Antarctica. Not really into drugs... Beer and "Hand Grenades" are my style. I don't lack imagination or ambition. The odds are good I've slept with your girlfriend. I get along with 99 percent of everyone I meet, but don't be that other 1 percent.

My Interests

Soccer, surfing, volleyball, Jet-skiing, snowboarding, ... shit, basically all sports(fishing included). Traveling, movies, traveling, politics, traveling, laughing, traveling, reading... most everything interests me, even if only for 5 seconds.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, red friends, blue friends. People who know how to be themselves, leave the act at home... Famous peeps: Sammy Hagar, Karch Kiraly, Billy Idol and George Jung...... EPMD - Crossover

Music:

Deftones, Seven Dust, Citizen Cope, Ben Folds, Paolo Nutini, George Acosta, Frou Frou, Paul Van Dyk, Breaking Benjamin, Better than Ezra, Craig David, Deep Dish, Linus Loves, Eskimo Joe, Flickerstick, The Killers, Oasis, Queens of the Stone Age, Pepper, Catherine Wheel, Nirvana, Beck, Tool, Celebrity, Flyleaf, DMB, Felix Da Housecat, Kreo, Portishead, The Crystal Method, Jeff Healey Band, STP, Bush, Motor-Ace, Kasabian, Foo fighters, Live, Nada Surf, Kurtis Blow, Semi-sonic, 112, Sublime, Three Doors Down, OLP, Jamiroquai, Common, Big Head Todd..., Craker(Not uncle), Gin Blossoms, A Perfect Circle, The Used, Rise Against, Tom Petty, Pharcyde, The Police, Fleetwood Mac, The Cure, Billy Idol... lot of 80's...

Movies:

Favorite of all time is "Signs". Layer Cake, Blow, Real Genius, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Closer, Fight Club, King Pin, Rounders, Soopertroopers, How High, Lost Boys, WOTW, The Forsaken, Snatch, Top Gun, Road House.

Television:

Sports, MXC, Lost, FSU and CU football, anything on the History Channel.

Books:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, Catcher in the Rye, DC, Fear and Loathing, Captains Courageous, The Alchemist

Heroes:

Rick James, John Holmes, Layne Staley, Billy Idol, Landon Donovan, Ike Turner and Ralph Macchio(The Karate Muthafucken Kid)

My Blog

Hindsight is 20/16

Once again, I hate these blogs. You know, the ones where I'm not telling some random story about getting drunk and waking up with on the floor with one leg between the mattress and the box spring. Thi...
Posted by Arlen B on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

Ignorance, is indeed bliss

Now, Don Imus is an idiot. And rarely is he entertaining. However, this has got to be the most overblown comment of all time. Does the phrase "nappy headed ho" really inspire thoughts of racial hatred...
Posted by Arlen B on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

Ok, do what?

Now, this won't be(for those of you who may actually read them) as clean cut as my brother Danny makes his blogs, but here goes anyways. People, what the fuck are we doing? Are we really so ignorant a...
Posted by Arlen B on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

I can smell your blunt from here

Ignore the "category", selected it on sheer instinct alone. One month in Tallahassee down, no fucking clue on how many to go. A few observations... 1. I know everyone around the country bitches that "...
Posted by Arlen B on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

Pool, Girls from New Mexico and Stage diving

Everyone that came last night to Wynkoop, thanks for an awesome evening. I can't remember a better birthday party and definitely can't recall a better group of friends being there for me. You guy...
Posted by Arlen B on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

Slight change in plans

Well guys... I've decided to take the family, friends and beach route for a little while and head to Florida. Still considering all my choices for the future, but for now, Ochlockonee Bay is goin...
Posted by Arlen B on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

Write a wave, ride a lie

If you dont like random rambling, stop reading now.... Now, I love summer. The pools, water parks, hiking, sweaty sex, etc but what the hell is going on? The last week has been the most brutal of my ...
Posted by Arlen B on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST

Got one comin soon...

New blog/rambling coming in the next day or so... tune in as I discuss this fucking heat wave and other topics such as Budweiser vs Coors and why Christopher Walken is the best actor ever. "...
Posted by Arlen B on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

Cinco De Mayo... this is going to be rough

So, if I happen to run into anyone tonite that I don't recognize due to a Corona and Tequila induced haze, I apologize ahead of time. This blog will be finished tomm. after my hangover becomes tolerab...
Posted by Arlen B on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:09:00 PST

I swear to drunk I'm not God

Falling off the wagon is bad enough, but falling off on a Tuesday nite.... way worse. Okay you peer-pressuring assholes, I'm back to my old ways again(everyone can thank a really pretty girl in my top...
Posted by Arlen B on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST