Funny but true |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No titsAverage looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pillsEmotional...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:26:00 GMT |
Think before you speak... |
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....FIRST TESTIMONY:I walked into a hair salon with my husband and thr...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:44:00 GMT |
Irish Verses© |
May you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're gone. There are many good reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head. If a man can't drink when he's living, then how can he...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:09:00 GMT |
AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TO THE ABORIGINAL POPULATION. |
We apologise for giving you doctors and free medical care, whichallows you to survive and multiply so that you can demand apologies.We apologise for helping you to read and teaching you the English la...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:48:00 GMT |
Advance Australia fair |
Australians all let us rejoiceFor we are young and freeWe've golden soil and wealth for toil,Our home is girt by sea:Our land abounds in nature's giftsOf beauty rich and rare,In history's page let eve...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
Australia Love It Or Leave It© |
After Sydney not wanting to offend other cultures by putting up Xmas lights. After hearing that the State of South Australia changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT |
Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is a Drunk |
10.Starts each day by taking a leak on your desk9.Parks his car in your office8.Last week, he promoted a fax machine7.At brainstorming meetings he always shouts, "I got it -- let's hire a monkey!"6.Al...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Job |
10.Some people share an office; you share a chair.9.Each day have to find new way of saying, "29% is a wonderful approval rating, Mr Howord.8.You're in charge of licking Chinese toys to check for lead...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:20:00 GMT |
Top Ten Signs You’re Watching A Bad Pirate Movie |
Parrot infects entire cast with deadly Bird FluThe swashbuckling lead character is named "Gilligan" Pirate wears eye patch because of nasty racquetball injury"Ship" is a 1992 Toyota CorollaIt stars J...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:44:00 GMT |
Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Google |
10. Your kids still believe the Googlebot is bringing the Christmas presents.9. Your reply to "How are you" is "I'm feeling lucky", combined with a clicking gesture.8. You shout at the librarian when ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT |
