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★The Kawaii Bandit★

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake." -Anonomyous."" 17/f I live there.

About Me

Who are you? Weird, that's who I am.
"The world will not end with a bang, but a whimper."
-Doctor Who
Hullo tharr! My name is Asia, and, despite popular belief, that is my real name, not a nickname. I'm afraid I don't take many things seriously, and, I'm sorry if that offends people, but I just can't help it, mainly because that's how I make myself happy, and put myself in a better mood.. I enjoy a wide variety of movies, music, and television. As of right now, my favorite movie is A Clockwork Orange, favorite band is Muse, and favorite T.V show is Doctor Who. (Thanks Josh, for re-introducing me to it.) I'm not good at art, and I'm one of the people that think Band-aids can solve any kind of problem, from a teensy-tiny scratch, to a broken leg. Just one band-aid with a little Batman or Spiderman design, maybe even Superman design, can heal anything! (I'm sure it would work. Defiantly.) I'm honestly not that interesting, and not that good of a person, apparently. My favorite animal is a squid, mainly because of their cuteness! Anyways, this concludes my short biography of myself. If you read it, thank you for reading, and enjoy the rest of your day!
ZE END!

My Interests

General stuff

I'd like to meet:

Who do you wanna meet?

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Dear Asia,

Music:

What do you listen to?

Movies:

Movies! Huzzah!

Television:

Picture Box

Books:

Reading material?

Heroes:

Heroes (OMG)

My Blog

BLARG

     Ugh. I don't know what's wrong with me, but for some reason, I'm in this mood again. I can't sleep, I can't  stand my room, even though it's not that dirty. It's pretty c...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:12:00 PST

People I hate.

    I hate Tennessee Williams. I had to write an essay on him for English class, and frankly, if he wasn't already dead, I would hunt him down and kill him. Why? BECAUSE I DON'T CARE AB...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

Rants!

    Today was a day. Not a great day, not a horribly bad day, just a day. I'm starting to see now how people really are. I'm not pointing out one specific person, and I know I'm changin...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:01:00 PST

For all of those Clockwork Orange fans...

I present to you the entire Clockwork dictionary!Not only does it have the word, but the definition AND the origin! (on most of them)And here it is:Aappy polly loggies : apologies :: School boy speaka...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST

Lesson 1

    Let me start this off as saying one little disclaimer: This isn't targeted at one person. Its targeted at alot of people.    I have been hearing lately alot of people...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

I present to you the easiest guide to get through high school

    Today I present to you a short guide to high school (I.E The rules they don't say in the student handbook)    This will be my third, what is supposed to be junior&nbs...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:30:00 PST

T H A N K Y O U?

    The words "Thank you"... two words very seldom heard in todays society...The definition of them is "a conversational expression of gratitude.The definition of gratitude is "Gratitud...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

whats happened?

    Why has eveyone changed so much? What ever happened to my friends that were fun and always nice? Why does everyone have to change, and not even for the better? I'm sorry, but i...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:16:00 PST

Ah, memories

Dont we all remember the days of elementary school, where things were so simple?    We didn't have to worry about images too much, just how many friends we had, and who's sleepover we w...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

best comic ever

I think everyone loves making fun of 300 now"THIS IS MADNESS!""uh, no, this is sparta. Try reading a map""TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HEEEELLLLL!!!!*pics up phone* Yes, hello, hell? I'd like to make a reserv...
Posted by The Kawaii Bandit on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST