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About Me

"I'm not mad at anyone, everyone did what they were supposed to. You and Eric went out with cool girls from New York, I stayed home and played Candyland with my sister, and lost. That's who I am. A Candyland loser."

My Blog

The Second Epic of Mad G'raffe

Our story begins in a jungle of banana trees and strange familiar forces. It is inhabi-tated by strange familiar creatures with resoun-ating echoes in their baritones and tenor-tones. Our main charact...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:48:00 GMT

The Justice of Sam Hall

Sam Hall's only mistake is that he didn't wake up early enough. That is, early enough to rob the bank after the night watchman left but before the clerk opened up. The situation was an error of comfor...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:48:00 GMT

Shopping Around (ex. La Rue des Belles Femmes) 3/11/07

In one flash of blurred color Fezik lunged onto our kitchenette table and scattered the chocolate wrappers I'd been flattening out. There were hearts on the insides of the wrappers with little sayings...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:09:00 GMT

The Dreamers of Dreams by the Musicmakers 3/11/07

Mac was moved by schedule through the school day. Students as rough material to be refined, processed. Led greatly by the inescapable current of the hallways, he drifted by a newspaper rack so as to a...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:42:00 GMT

Joey

The Clint Eastwood of cats. Foregoing revenge for an even more accelerated sense of stocisim. Yet there was no denying want.Grey cat paw over Shakespeare. Life is more important than this, purring. Le...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:31:00 GMT