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Infinity A.D.

About Me

Derek is a minimally talented "musician" with no sense of shame, and is grateful to those unfortunate enough to be afflicted by his music.

10/7/08 - The first four songs from my first record are finally complete and mixed. Mucho Thankso to Jason Loewenstein for engineering these tracks, providing percussion on "Building the Forever Rocket" and "Ghosts of Delancey," and making all this possible.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/08/2007
Influences: Too many to name, but some of my favorite musicians are Sonic Youth, Pixies, Television, Beatles, Stones, Floyd, Ramones, Cibo Matto, Blues Explosion, Fiery Furnaces, Elliott Smith, Sebadoh, Nickel Creek, John Coltrane, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Zeppelin, Van Halen, Yes...
Sounds Like: the kind of music you hear just before pressing the "Next" button on your iPod.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Computer Keyboard made of Bacon

After a great deal of planning, along with trial and error of multiple prototypes, I am pleased to finally introduce my latest invention: a computer keyboard made entirely of bacon! Our extensive mark...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Bacon

I really like it.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:40:00 GMT

"Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy

The song begins with this lyric: "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak,Somewhere in this town..." Somewhere? Where else could it happen other than at the jail?  I don't know, maybe I'm just ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:00:00 GMT

Riddle: Why do I drive on a parkway and park on my neighbors lawn?

Answer: Because I'm an inconsiderate asshole.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:02:00 GMT

Taco Bell = Marketing Genius!

Whoever heads up marketing for Taco Bell might be the greatest mind of the last 100 years. How many different ways can you configure and name tortillas, cheese and ground shit, while still convincing ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Send Me Money

If you'd like to send me money, feel free to contact me, and I'll forward you my mailing address.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:27:00 GMT

The Oscars are a Joke!

Yeah, yeah, I know: This topic is a few weeks past being relevant. But you know what? I had to get this off my chest. At the time, I held my tongue, hoping my anger would subside. But with each passin...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:18:00 GMT

My New Invention!

How many times have you fed a document into a paper shredder, only to realize later that you still need it? Maybe there was a phone number you meant to write down, or a name you needed to keep. Or may...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:32:00 GMT

My New Movie!

I've finally decided to make a movie! It's about a world-class high diver with Olympic aspirations. He's young and raw, but he has the potential to be the best diver the world has ever seen. He is cap...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Debunking Nirvana

OK, I'm about to get crucified for this blog, but here we go: When people look back at Nirvana, and their place in rock history, they often credit the band with changing the music scene or openin...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:19:00 GMT