I Want to Donkey Punch Ann coulter |
I was horny last night so I did what I always do & jerked off to pictures of Ann Coulter online. There's something about desperate, anorexic-looking, psychotic right wing conservatives that gets me ar...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:25:00 GMT |
My dealer is a douche |
I hate scoring blow in the Valley. I know what you're all thinking "What's Willis Flowers doing slumming it in the Valley?" Well, I was shooting at Warner Bros. and did some K before trying to drive h...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:35:00 GMT |
Banana Pancakes in the Tenderloin |
I think I was in San Francisco last weekend. Well, it seems that way because I have a picture on my phone of me throwing up with the Trans America building in the background, and one of me screwing a ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:52:00 GMT |
Darlin'.. When I think about 'cha...I think about loooove... |
Man...am I ever horny! Being stuck in a K Hole at the Roosevelt for close to a month sure does something for a stuffed monkey's libido--let me tell you! After that AA meeting fiasco where I picked up ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 08:37:00 GMT |
K Hole |
Sorry I've been absent for a while...I was in this gnarly K Hole for like a month. They had to postpone production on my new film while I recuperated. Fuck, and I'm so horny I can't even believe it. M...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 06:05:00 GMT |
I can't quit her |
Good news! They found my girl! She was asleep next to some goats in a petting zoo! She looked fine, so I don't have to take a hooker to the charity event this weekend. Paul Stanley will have to stay ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:55:00 GMT |
She's Gone |
Some disconcerting news today...My ex-girlfriend is missing! She was either abducted in the middle of the night from her hospital bed or she woke up and wandered away in a state of delirium. The thou...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:52:00 GMT |
Ex-Girlfriend in a Coma |
Woops. I guess I'm going to have to find another date to the Charity Ball. My ex is in a coma. I found out that right after I saw her on Ventura Blvd the other day she got into a bad car accident. T...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 18:08:00 GMT |
She isn't dead |
I just got back into town from Miami. It was a good trip, except for the huge bite I got on my lege from a Monitor lizard. Note to self: never repeatedly jab a monitor lizard with a broom handle. A...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 09:14:00 GMT |
Therapy |
I had a weird therapy session recently. I'm going to refer to my therapist as "Dr. So-and-so." Anyhoo, I was in therapy and mentioned a strange dream I'd had the night before. In the dream I brutall...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 20:24:00 GMT |
