Mr Matt

Death to Emo's!!
I wish my lawn was Emo... then it would cut itself..
When England was an Empire, it was run by an Emperor.
When it was a Kingdom, it was run by a King,
now its a country, its run by Tony Blair
This is about me. I are Matt. I are English. I are not typing proper English because I can't be arsed. Ok, now I can. Um, yeah, I'm around this tall, have shoulder length bright red and black hair, and glasses which make others look either emo, or like a secretary. Secretary is better, emo sucks.
Took me ages to get this shot..
Yah anyway......
Um, other things.... I like cars! I like cars alot, mainly American ones, nothing beats a Yankee V8. No, wait, an Aussie V8 owns all. Yerse, one Ford Falcon please. Mad Max'd. It has to be. Mad Max is an awesome film. Nice and violent.
Oh oh! I fucking hate MSN!! I still use it, but the fucker is run by Nazi's. The cunt signs me out, and kicks me out of those group convo things. Its a Nazi whore. Hitler is in the coding.
The Gay arsed survey that I did
Name: The One And Only Awesome Matt
Birthday: 4th December
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Bedroom
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Bright red and black
Height: 5 feet 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: For wanking or what?
Your Heritage: This ain't the fuckin' national trust!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Madfish Sharks
Your Weakness: Knifes. They hurt.
Your Fears: Fear of....
Your Perfect Pizza: Preferably cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not into football
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Meh"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking Greenday!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Been told my hair is awesome. So I'll go for that
Your Bedtime: Whassat then?
Your Most Missed Memory: If it was missed, I wouldn't remember it would I?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Scum houses!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolateee
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Uh....
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Doesn't exist...
Do you want to go to College: I am currently AT college
Do you want to get Married: Not right now, I'm hungry
Do you belive in yourself: Would I exist otherwise?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak, that count?
Do you get along with your Parents: Meh, sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: I play myself... Oh and keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Wtf is an Oreo?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I've BEEN teased
Ever been Beaten up: Not really.
Ever Shoplifted: Bloody heavy them shops...
How do you want to Die: With a big bomb in a crowded place
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: America. So I can laugh at them.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bloo
Favourite Hair Color: Black and brightish dyed red
Short or Long Hair: Long. Short is for lezzers.
Height: Preferably my hight
Weight: not too fat, not too thin.
Best Clothing Style: Hmm. greebo'y/skatery/emo (fuckin' emo's but oh well)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Each individual time?!
Number of CDs I own: Wtf does that matter?
Number of Piercings: Not a scary amount
Number of Tattoos: See above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Who cares?
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