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Joseph M. Karate

fuck it

About Me

mind your own goddamn business... unless we're fuckin'

My Interests

fuckin'

I'd like to meet:

heather byrd, bang bang bang - i hear they are at least really fucking nice.

Music:

accept, tony! toni! tone'!

Movies:

randy bowels in 'that's not a chigger bite'

Television:

flavor of love girls: charm school

Books:

the oui magazine anthology

Heroes:

myself

My Blog

here is what I think

fucking MySpace annoys the piss out of me...
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:19:00 PST

and the number one reason...

bonnaroo didn't suck this year???no chaffing... and charlie louvin, and the hard way, and drugswhat did suck were the cold war kids, the clings of peon, no police encore, spoon's bass player and the f...
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:49:00 PST

Suck Du Soleil

so i went with a friend on saturday to cirque du soleil because i'm totally gay like that. my friend isn't, she was just bored i think. it was pretty lame except for the hula-hoop girl and a quartet o...
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST

classic

taytyme
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

On my way home from work today...

I let this Indy car merge in front of me on Division...he totally hogged both lanes in the roundabout.
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

the bang bang she-bang

so if you don't know, as a joke, on the ragged shirt-tails of a band i'm in, i randomly started talking shit about another - much more prominent - band called bang bang bang. if you don't get the joke...
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST

calling all friends of boredom

If you don't go here and start making fun of tain'ts, you will have missed out on a major opportunity... to make fun of tain'ts... and people... who don't get jokes....
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

this guy...

Joe Mathelete, he's my goddamn hero (he also does this and this)......
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

what up

i'm selling some shit on eBay.This band I'm in has arbitrarily decided to make fun of this awful imitation of a southern rock band called Bang Bang Bang.I want everyone to see this person's MySpace pa...
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

turns out I'm a wop

The following is an instant message exchange between an ex-girlfriend and me. I Google-translated it into French and then German and then back to English. It makes me chuckle. Names changed to protec...
Posted by Joseph M. Karate on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST