It's like there''s a scarecrow in there and it's head is made of a turnip. |
Once upon a time there was a turnip named Henry. Henry was a very fat turnip. He would eat and eat and eat and eat all the nutritional goodness out of the soil. Henry lived in a farmers garden and the...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 18:35:00 GMT |
A story about a very greedy donkey. |
Once upon a time there was a donkey called Elvis. He was a happy donkey, he strolled around his farm eating hay and pulling faces at the sparrows, and never was there any traumas to cloud his litt...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:43:00 GMT |
Repetition makes an impression. |
Let's cover our true feelings in contradictions For after all, we have no feelings. Let's brush aside our whims of love Like the dried up debris of your hearts addictions. Let's fuck until...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:52:00 GMT |
Personification |
Once upon a time, there was a television named Trevor. He was a fairly ordinary T.V. He had a remote control, an ariel, some buttons and a big screen. He also had sockets to which you could attach DVD...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
He cut my nightmare out of paper |
Once upon a time, there was a lonely old man who lived in a castle on the top of a great windy hill. The castle was a cold, bleak building, with cracked glass and walls full of apertures through which...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:44:00 GMT |
a one man massacre on an acid trip |
A story dedicated to bunnyXcore [AKA:GOD] once upon a time there was one man. his name was bob other men existed yes, it is true but as bob is the main focus of this story, the rest are irrelevant. ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:54:00 GMT |
A story about an emo rubix cube |
once upon a time there was a little rubix cube it was quite a lonely rubix cube but it was really rather colourful and beautiful so one day it decided to go to a party only when he turned up he discov...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:14:00 GMT |
A story about grass, and buttercops, and cows, and intestines. |
Once upon a time there was a little leaf of grass called Bruce. He was a happy piece of grass, he had many friends who all lived in a field with him. He lived next door to a buttercup called Daisy. He...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:28:00 GMT |
Once upon a time... |
...there was an ogre named Polly that lived in a castle up in the lake district. One day, Polly was on her way to kidnapp a child on it's way home from primary school, rip out it's guts with her finge...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:22:00 GMT |
A True Story... |
once upon a time, there was a little fly named george.his favourite hobby was to fly around rotting corpses and do somersaults in the air above them.george was a very talented gymnast for a fly, and s...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:13:00 GMT |
