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kyert

fat boy loves his mayonnaise...

About Me


I read, draw, think, and paint. I have two middle names instead of the commonly deemed one. I grew up in the mountains. My childhood was made possible by moss, rocks, sticks, and mud... which I played with... constantly. And that's the truth. I navigate like a homing pigeon. I am curious about everything.
I love birds, lions, November, ice cream, and tulip trees that bloom in wintertime. I am partial to wild flowers and nature. Wind, windchimes, waterfalls, trees, lupins, fresh air, and big cities intrigue me. I'm distracted by shiny objects. I have always been captivated by the ocean, thunder/lightning and whatever music moves my experience to transcend it's normal wavelengths.
I dream like tidy brambles. Visit my dream journal online to read some of them.

My Interests

music: my guitar, pennywhistles, flute, and the marimba. witty banter. tea. painting. kites. fire. plants. november. exclusive candid monologues of the debonaire variety. cephalopods. perforation. zelda. national geographic. pollination. frolicking/leaping: preferably (but not necessarily) outside. avocado:evoke-a-doe. teleportation. phalanges. sea monsters. catapults. the moon. icicles. twilight. animals that fly. fly-ing. tendrils. dance. atmospheric distortion. sustainability. evolve-ability [!]. ice cream: feed it to me and i will love you... honestly. i adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from fetusmart! hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Old Man Winter, Leonardo da Vinci, T. Lobsang Rampa, whoever invented ice cream, a hedgehog, an idiotropic ankylosaurus... someone who can sincerely and joyfully appreciate the smell of warm, damp earth via un-prodded, direct experience, and please, I'd rather be spared introductions to clowns, the mentally challenged, pretentious individuals, or creatures who enjoy molding in front of a television set for a majority of their waking existence unless they are competent and charismatic.

You are TIFA. Sweet, caring, and I bet you can make
a damn good B-52 shot...

Music:

radiohead. marcy playground. tool. led zeppelin. cake. a perfect circle. the white stripes. a childhood loyalty to third eye blind. devendra banhart. the POT USA. beck. the beatles. yeasayer. fiona apple. flogging molly. rage against the machine. the black keys. system of a down. (celtic. folk. blues. and jazz are much appreciated as well)
i admire the local band, The Justins , for all they do.

Movies:

the life aquatic with steve zissou. the fountain. rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (claymation). garden state. love actually. fight club. the neverending story. donnie darko. v for vendetta. alice in wonderland. the emperor's new groove. sleeping beauty.

Television:

...don't. watch bitey of brackenwood at bitey castle instead.

Books:

kesey. huxley. fitzgerald. conrad. hawthorne. camus. dostoevsky. rampa. i've read the hobbit once, and the LOTR trilogy three and a half times... nerd out.

Heroes:

lion, danny carey, and my grandpa, who passed away on january 3, 2006. LVX

My Blog

well,

i'm a spacey brain traveling up and down pixel land amidst torrents of binary code and fuzzy hairs. i spiral in and out, always upward, through the waves of passages narrow or spiked static. prue in a...
Posted by kyert on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST

i'll be dressing in layers

for a while.
Posted by kyert on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

From Leo Tolstoy:

death when we know that death is near, we must complete our unfinished business in this world. yet there is only one thing that is always complete -- our love toward other people here, in the prese...
Posted by kyert on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

just like sleeping beauty land...

I just returned from an excursion/adventure with greggg which included much gallivanting. We visited my friend, Brad, for New Year's Eve in Newman [a po-dunk, cow shit, soapy tap water town in the San...
Posted by kyert on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

hesitate

what is commonly known about people and mornings? a person wakes up. sits up. stands up. well, i wake up, sit up and stand up every morning just like the rest, but i can't bring myself to look up. loo...
Posted by kyert on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

November!

November is my favorite month!!! My favorite month ever, and it's happening right now. Horray November!!
Posted by kyert on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

Food for thought...

A couple semesters ago, I took a psychology class out at Butte. I learned a ton of things, but perhaps what stuck out in my mind most of all was a short article I read about the anima and animus inher...
Posted by kyert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't forget the smell of summer trees after midnight bending backwards to please the wind...

The chain link fence you climbed to make forbidden lakes our own Yours and mine..... It's one o'clock in the morning, for anyone who wants to know. It's one of those nights when I can close my eye...
Posted by kyert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST