Petar

Petar "Uncle Joe"

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About Me

I was born and raised to a carney family. My mum was the Bearded lady and my dad was the Weight Guesser. When I turned 7, I started working at the circus as the Pooper Scooper. Thats right, I followed the elephants and picked up their crap. It was two years later that my enormous brain capabilities were discovered and I realized that scooping up after lions and bears was not what life was about and that i should put my brain to use...So I enrolled in the bartending school. I graduated in a year and figured out I wanted to learn some languages. So by my 12th birthday, I learned English, Spanish, Swahili, and French, and halfway through the next year, I won my first Nobel Prize for my work in Nuclear Science. By 14, I graduated high school, and by 18, I received my Masters Degree in Rocket Science and my Doctorate in Carnival and Festivities (just to make my folks happy). Since then I've been doing work with the dolphins in the Atlantic Ocean and on weekends I like to travel. Next year, I hope to astronaut my way to the Moon to study effects of weightlessness on ballpoint pens. MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

tennis, racquetball, soccer, table tennis, movies, music, books, travelling, cycling, Europe...I like to kick people when they're down, write angry letters to companies from whom i never visited about products i never bought, and protest protests.

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Music:

Just about all but rap and country...Mostly Christian, 80s, and electronic (techno, trance, etc.)Petra, Guardian, Bride, Tourniquet, Paul Van Dyk, Paul Oakenfold, DJ Tiesto, Blank & Jones, Kai Tracid, Warp Brothers, Brooklyn Bounce, Voodoo & Serano, church hymns, Astral Projection, DJ TAylor and Flow (Ravers on Dope), Scooter, Scorpions, classical, Jose Amnesia, Master Blaster, E-Type...

Movies:

Top 10:1. Christmas Vacation 2. Predator 3. Seven 4. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels 5. Fletch 6. Stripes 7. 28 Days Later 8. Blade 2 9. Flatliners 10. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Television:

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Books:

Wild At Heart, Bible, anything by Frank Peretti, Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy

My Blog

2007 BMW M5 + 2007 Honda Accord EX = 1 CAMEL!!!!!!!!

..StartFragment --> Ismael Matar, a soccer player for the United Arab Emirates scored a game-winning goal in a match against Saudi Arabia in the Gulf Cup final. As a thank you to the player, a fa...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

How's THIS for airport frickin security?

-->StartFragment -->  At the Nikola Tesla International Airport in my hometown Belgrade, Serbia. I don't know about you, but I know if I came up on a security officer with an automatic weapon, u...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

8 things I believe on my 27th birthday

I decided to make a list of things I believe. Ooo I bet you thought I'd have 27, one for every year, but yea well, it's not going to be. Instead it'll be eight. Why eight? Ah, because you know, 27 div...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

Hristos se Rodi .... Vaistinu se rodi

Today is Orthodox Christmas. Not that you care, but just in case you're ever on Jeopardy and the question pops up, you now know the answer. Thus the title of the post which means "Christ is born .... ...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

the Trump vs. the Loch Ness Monster a.k.a. Rosie O'Donnell

I have always thought Donald was an evil man who probably eats little children for dinner. But with this video, the man has become my hero. Why, you ask? Because I always thought Rosie was the on...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:11:00 PST

Photo of the Month ... Me wrait inglish veri gud..

Me wrait ver gud. Mi pas inglish with str, uh streigt, stra.., all deees.   Taken by yours truly at Wal-Mart on Siegen Lane in Baton Rouge, LA   P.S. I always thought it was Facial Care, no...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

quickie

I decided that since I gotta work Christmas Eve and will be spending it down here by myself, I could buy a small tree and decorate it some. I finished that, and then I decided to do a quick update ......
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

Is Fairfield Inn really near the airport and does Walmart really close at midnight?

So last week was the Thanksgiving Week, a time when we pretend to be gratitudinal for all God has blessed us with, and in that spirit, I spent the time with my phenomenal brother and sister and specta...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

emotions

It's been emotional my friends. Regards, Pete
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST

Today's Daily Joke, Nov. 17, 2006

Today I have the joke of the day award. And it goes to two entities... 1) The two losers who were robbing people BEFORE they got their PS3. It would have made more sense to wait til they got the cons...
Posted by Petar "Uncle Joe" on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST