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derek shit

what did jesus say to peter? LETS GO RIDE BIKES!!!!!!!

About Me

loud, obnoxious, rude, annoying, pretty much the ideal ex-boyfriend. well with one exception... if you didnt fuck me over im pretty cool, calm, fun to be around, spontaneous and all around kick ass guy. ask jebus he'll tell ya.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: derek shit
Birthday: 92385
Birthplace: grand mother fucking rapids, mi
Current Location: fayetteville, nc
Eye Color: blueish
Hair Color: blondish
Height: 5 foot 10 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german.. and a lil bit of some latino
The Shoes You Wore Today: monochrome all stars
Your Weakness: sleep
Your Fears: waking up
Your Perfect Pizza: not enough space to explain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn german
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i awake
Your Best Physical Feature: the hair on my ass
Your Bedtime: dont know
Your Most Missed Memory: home... i havent felt at home in a long time.. even before i left gr
Pepsi or Coke: coke of course it will keep you up for weeks on end
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk, id rather eat at checkers tho
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona green tea.. or an arnold palmer
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: uh huh
Do you Swear: seriously... you know the answer.. i can say fuck 4 times in an 8 word sentance and you understand it
Do you Sing: nope
Do you Shower Daily: on a good week
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: 2 years from now
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: yes.... in the chimpanzee world tho
Are you a Health Freak: nope... i eat fatty nasty food that is supposed to make me fat but doesnt
Do you get along with your Parents: mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahah
In the past month have you Smoked: 5 minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i may eat like a fat ass but im not pregnant
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: no dignity will be shown
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of
Ever been Beaten up: 2x
Ever Shoplifted: years ago
How do you want to Die: old decrepit and in my own waste like every asshole does regardless of his habits.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bue/green
Favourite Hair Color: black,brown
Short or Long Hair: ethier really short or long
Height: 5'5''ish
Weight: 120ish i dont care really
Best Clothing Style: either none or like an eskimo
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: curently none... previously 4
Number of Tattoos: 2 and a 3rd on may 14
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

bmx, beer, liquor, music, shows, going to the gym, and laying waste to all who oppose me. I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

people. maybe.... yeah people.. and talking animals too..

Music:

bob marley, slayer, pantera, pig destroyer, gwar, NoFX, pennywise, dimmu borgir, phobia, municipal waste, GG Allin, system of a down, kmfdm, ice cube, ice t, NWA, easy-e, mos def, wu-tang, gang starr, run dmc, grand master flash and the furious five, ODB, GZA, nas, forever youth, hombrinus dudes, magrudergrind, assuck, aus rotten, black flag, conflict, crass, Sub/Hum/Ans, bad brains, talib kwali, dead prez, agnostic front, bob marley, cannibal corpse, cky, dystopia, gang green, F.E.A.R, the germs, gorillaz, INDK, choking victim, leftover crack, lamb of god, otep, loaded for bear, misery index, misfits, napalm death, offbeats, us beat, operation ivy, primus, red hot chilli peppers, foo fighters, rudimentary peni, skinless, six feet under, spoonful of vicodin, sublime, offspring, suffocation, cattle decapitation, sucidal tendencies, toxic narcotic, uk subs, johnny cash, bob dylan, hank williams sr, skate korpse, iron maiden, DooM, frank zappa

Movies:

bloody nasty gory funny movies, you know what movies im talking about.

Television:

family guy, athf, metalocalypse, its always sunny in philidelphia, history channel, discovery channel

Books:

i have no time for books when i get old ill read a book. but since i have no wrinkles and no time ill just watch the movie. but i guess i have some fine lines appearing so i think i may get a book in a while, any help on a book to read.......

Heroes:

MOM cause she never gives up. and without my mom i wouldnt exist altogether.MYSELF because who needs to rely on others to make up who you are. heroes are lame excuses for what you wish you were. blood is what matters cause we all need it to survive.FRIENDS because they are the nectar of life cause everyone knows life sucks so its nice to stay in this shithole knowing you got people who have your back.

My Blog

boredom

well, sundays statistically the most depressing days out of them all. the body becomes restless and the mind wanders. thoughts of the past week go through the head. memories sorted out and stored. ide...
Posted by derek shit on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:48:00 PST

Powerthirst 2!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk ...
Posted by derek shit on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:33:00 PST

scheduling for june...

due to problems the last time i was home and not having time.... i want to somewhat make a schedule.. yes i know... im not like talking umm i can pencil you in for an hour here type of thing.. but mor...
Posted by derek shit on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

horray

car back from dealership... bar tomorrow.. drunk dialing there after.. expect the unexpected..
Posted by derek shit on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:58:00 PST

dd

ohh yeah driving drunk people around... so much fun... mmmm tasty sarcasm isnt it...
Posted by derek shit on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

3 things

a hat, t-shirt and a jacket..... seriously what is so god damn difficult about driving it to atoms house.... that is all i want is my stuff dropped off so i can get it next time i am home... and im th...
Posted by derek shit on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

home for the weekend

despite the days the nights were fun... thursday my all of my flights were either delayed or canceled... a few hours of sleep in the airport... then fun spending 200 bucks at the secretary of state......
Posted by derek shit on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:33:00 PST

wow.....

i honestly feel good. sure im drunk but that really doesnt have anything to do with why im smiling right now... i have great friends. you know who you are and dont post a comment on this cause you kno...
Posted by derek shit on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST

welllll......

it makes things so much better when you act like a kid and have someone act like a bigger kid when you tell them too.. fuck that shit. i try to be and polite cause i would like to get a few of my thin...
Posted by derek shit on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

yeah yeah yeah.......

i know whatever............ life is the same everyday doesnt matter who you are... same story different day different person... life death repeat.... drunk sober.... wake up work..... high not high.....
Posted by derek shit on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST