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Member Since: 26/08/2007
Band Website: www.myspace.com/fifthfam
Band Members: Me And Ya Bitch Sings Back Up DRUNKIN MUNKEEz

Add to My Profile | More VideosBeing Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.NOT TO MENTION...3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.and finally..... ....In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Influences: I am under tha influence of many thingz....SHOTGUN RULES:1. The shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car2. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a scissor-paper-rock game to decide the front seat passenger.3. Once shotgun has been called the driver has the option of a reload. The driver yells “reload” and this means that all previous calls of shotgun are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat. This is helpful if the driver really doesn’t like the person who first called shotgun. It is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome. Note that a shotgun has only 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.4. If someone says, "what’s shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk.5. If the shotgunner attempts to open the door just as the driver is unlocking it and jams the lock half open so that the driver needs to lock it and unlock it again, the shotgunner forfeits their position. This is known as shotgun suicide.
Sounds Like: An ochestra of farting asses to the melody of chocolate rain..sup tay zonday..Ask ya mum she knows what I mean...... ............................................................ .............................................. Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum// Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum// O' say can you see 'em// Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat// 'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack// Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time// The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared// 'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat// Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life//In my mind// I'm half blind// My inner ref// Is mostly deaf// I'm smell impaired// If you cared// My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy//So let me touch you// Let me touch you// Let me touch you// Let me touch you// Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made//Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers// Hangers-on and fancy flingers// To the dress ball// Mushrooms and bowling pins// Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall// From Juvenile hall// We're so unlucky and stuff// Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough// Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline// Paul Bunyan and James Dean//Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry// And Shenandoah tapestries// Compared with good mahogany// Collapsing the undying postcard romance// With feline perspicacity// By the university// That night I held a paucity// Which you deemed common courtesy// I wasn't what you thought I'd be// I shouldn't have invited you to dance//In my tree// I'm halfway free// And in my chair// One quarter there// In my dream// One-sixteenth cream// In the coffee of the Courtier// Of the sycophant assistant to the king//So let me touch you// Let me touch you// Let me touch you// Let me touch you// Where the Ro----yal Jelly gets made//
Record Label: Home Wreckordz
Type of Label: Indie