the new adventures of old christine

im a bartender and poker dealer && I LOVE LIFE! i work alot. -->> music is my outlet "to be yourself is all that you can do" myspace song = whatever is currently stuck in my head. communication is extremly important to me. i love astrology. i live for taking pictures. family guy is the shit. i have a severe drunk dialing/texting issue. rock n roll will never die. im on the hunt for a bumper sticker that reads: speed up, or get the fuck out of the way. im always down for learning new things. i love ice hockey.. the smell of the ice, cold, and sweat. i read psychology text books when im bored. "when the balls are full, the brain is empty.", nothing explains men better. i drink michelob ultra & rumpleminz, then black out. i have a great memory, im very aware of what i was doing five minutes ago. sarcasm is a sport that i practice daily. the book is always better than the movie, so do yourself a favor! there is always a subaru in my way. a male sea horse, now there is an animal i respect. singing and dancing is my stress relief* Marilyn Monroe might have been a heavy-set, pill popping whore, but i still love her. make-up is fantastic. parliaments are my addiction. i ask a lot of questions. i will use any excuse to dress up. azuzephre cartoons make me smile. using the word "like" 8 times in one sentence makes me want to go michael myers on your ass. i have an infatuation with asain writing, especially tattoos. journey is the greatest. i love changing up my style. i enjoy being told i'm witty, its a first class compliment. nothing is sexier then a deep conversation with someone interesting... "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne changed my life a little. i love to surprise people. im very inconsistent && you will probably change your mind about me everyday. driving around with some good music = love, no destination needed. crack is wack.
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a friend is someone who knows who you are,
understands where you've been,
accepts who you've become, and still,
encourages you to grow.
Never explain-- your friends do not need it
and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
family ♥
besides her obvious talents, she also sings.
good for you. okay, i'll start the office pool.
i say shes at a bar dancing with euro-trash by 8:30.
"I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in
whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from
experience that the greater part of our happiness
or misery depends upon our dispositions, and
not upon our circumstances."