what. |
I feel like I'm way behind when I am just sitting around during the day and can't call any of my friends because they have "real jobs" and then they call me after they get off of work and I can't answ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:13:00 GMT |
a theory realized. |
Seinfeld: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But no...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
Adventures Cont’d. |
I had a pretty awesome day today filled with tons of the stuff I like to do best. First, I woke up to an empty awesome house, and I drifted down the stairs, floated across the floor to the couch, and ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:04:00 GMT |
adventures in charlotte |
im here visiting michelle in NC. Charlotte is very pretty, and there are lots of windy roads to get to and fro. For Thanksgiving, I went out to dinner with Michelle's new bf and his family, which is f...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:19:00 GMT |
hey you. |
It's too early to write really what I felt about this realization that I had, but I'm going to do it as well as I can. So this whole time I have been in college I have been trying to write like someon...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:58:00 GMT |
oh grams. |
A conversation with my grams is a thing of beauty. It doesn't matter what you personally want to talk about, because before she has picked up the phone she has an agenda of how the conversation will g...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:44:00 GMT |
yeah right boss. |
today i was working at the country club and my boss started to freak me out in a major way. He swore on his life that he hired a bartender a few years ago that would sit around and bend forks using hi...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:49:00 GMT |
i bet youre stupie and im awesome. |
there's this dude i found on facebook today that I used to know, and in high school his name was joe coyle. he was kind of a dick, thought he was way more attractive than he actually was, and played s...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
i wish |
my name was natalie so that my user name on myspace could be "Nattie Lite"my face was less roundthe earth was less roundit didn't take multiple days to get somewhere by busi were invisible so that I c...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:58:00 GMT |
time v. space |
Dude I am a fucking miserable mope most of the time, I feel like. And you know what, mom, I have no one to blame except myself. I think it's because I have too much time on my hands, or I just waste t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:23:00 GMT |
