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ByOB

suck it off

About Me

"your phone is beeping; its probably a wrong number. if not, and it is who i think it is, you should probably know that everything about the trip is worth it. screw all that other noise. even if you dont approve this comment, you're still great guy because you look like a leprechaun. thank you and goodnight, im here all week." - Jesse Clark

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Music:

THRICE, killswitch, as i lay dying, bleeding through, atreyu, good riddance, face to face, my chemical romance,THRICE, iron maiden, unearth, strung out, saosin, and more...oh yeah and THRICE OWNS ALL BITCHES!!!!!!

Movies:

whats eating gilbert grape is the all time greatest movie ever

Television:

basically all of comedy central minus mad tv cuz it blows my ass, adult swim, FAMILY GUY!!!!

Books:

i read the articles

Heroes:

my father cuz he can still drink me under the table...but one day ill get you old man...one day