music, genetic lottery winners, friday night club, concerts, color accent photos, disneyland, my mfeo, stoops, damn good barbeque, openmindedness, bangs, 11:11, scrapbooking, poets, lurks, omahotties, internet celebrities, parks and rec, the practically famous, marc jacobs, education, pistachio gelato, the bad boys of snl era, mix cds, the all about the benjamins (remix) video, newspapers, skinny ties, unpredictability, europe, sailboats, adventures, people who arent afraid to be offensive in the right situations, opinions, new york city, rome, maiden names, stencils, role models && christ complexes, sexually ambigious men, hyperventilation, and stuttering.
I'd like to meet:
lets stay out on a school night.
into corduroys or jeans, chinos or capris
sweater vest no sleeves, oxford underneath or whatever you think
i mean whatever is gonna make you want me
c'mon and dress me
I'll be your mannequin
make me attractive, so sexy and thin
I will stand still, pose me, in any position
and when people pass by the window, I'll be adored by them
I want to be one of the boys from the catalogues that you flip through
you'll point and say "He's the one"
(lick your finger turn the page slick gloss over images)
and you waste no time deciding
you grab the credit card, call, start ordering
but what's new for fall by spring means nothing
I want to undress you in your walk-in closet
after you try on one of your new outfits
I know that six months later you won't be caught dead in it
but for that moment you're there with your shape hanging everywhere
and it looks perfect, just perfect
I don't think she likes me
not with this new hair cut
I don't think she likes me
I shouldn't eat so much.
Music:
lifted or the story is in the soil; keep your ear to the ground.
Movies:
shopgirl, sleepless in seattle, the science of sleep, rushmore, wayne's world, pirates of the carribean 1&2, the baxter, never been kissed, e.t., jurassic park, meet the deedles, everything is illuminated, i
Television:
"you wanna win Prodge Run? you gotta be great baby."-michael showalter.
"michael says we must decieve them as not to hurt them and in that way we honor them."-dwight schrute
"joey russo always loved my sweatervests."-janet darling
"on your right, the factory that produced our hitatchi barbecue.. sally loved vegetable kabobs."-bus driver stu benedict
"The password is crazy"-randy sklar
Heroes:
jesus. these people inspire me daily: chopin. ian mckaye. the interprative dance man at world youth day. conor oberst. willy mason. jacob thiele from the faint because he can play 3 pianos at one time, while doing the moonwalk. andrew mcmahon. paulina from san francisco. kyle macinerney. teddy geiger. ryan from idaho. jason schwartzman. daniel vosovic. gideon yago. johnny depp. dave grohl. marc jacobs. pharrell williams. mike mogis. john stamos. actually, the whole full house cast! the cute boy who is the drum tech for brand new, because he threw me a drumstick both nights, even when one hand was on the phone with my mother. ellijah wood. winona ryder. jesse lacey. juergen teller. tim gunn. karen o. keanu reeves. prince william. dolly parton. derek pressnall. kianna alarid. justin timberlake. jim shearer. michael showalter. leonardo dicaprio. daniel radcliffe. david hasselhoff. natalie portman. andy from nylon. danny from downey. john krasinski. danny zuko. betsey johnson. michael ian black. keira knightly. amerie. peter pan.
"THIS IS NOT A FACADE/THIS IS A GOOD OUTFIT!"-patrick wolf
