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Mistress Knickers von Bang

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myspace people: friends close by, friends far away, friends from long ago, and anyone who thinks they are worth knowing.

non-myspace people: luis moreno-ocampo, julian opie, jean baudrillard (rip), nestor kirchner, zaha hadid (even though she scares me), ed ruscha, marc newson, sarah vowell, sofia coppola, michel gondry, sophie muller, david lachapelle, the talking heads from "i love the 80s" and "best week ever"

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Exodus According To ABC

Tonight is the conclusion of the two-part ABC series, "The Ten Commandments".  Yes, the network that has made Sunday night television worth watching has now tackled the interesting task of updati...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 21:11:00 GMT

Champions On Ice

So this really has nothing to do with me or what is going on in my life more than I am currently watching "Will & Grace" on its Lifetime perma-syndication.  And I just witnessed one of the fu...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:54:00 GMT

I'm Made Of Laffy Taffy, Motherf*cka...

This needs no introduction. (Don't hate on me for abusing the blogging privilege today.)"I like your raincoat, bitch! You can't run!" {Thanks to my boy AJ in Omaha for making me privy.}
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:59:00 GMT

You Down With OTLHC? Yeah, You Know Me.

Anyone familiar with television or film not done in real-time will be well aware of what I affectionately call the "Obligatory Time Lapse Hairdo Change" (OTLHC). Short of literally stamping the passin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:26:00 GMT

Happiness Is...Golden

...And a Dolce & Gabbana phone.  So it was around 11:00pm last night that I indulged in my superficial side that tends to rear its ugly (albeit well-kept with product) head whenever I watch V...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:50:00 GMT

VH Waanh Waanh Waanh...

What a completely naff morning music video line-up.  I have officially lost my faith in VH1 AM.  As if it wasn't bad enough that the daily "rotation" is permanently fixed on "Gold Digger", "...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:58:00 GMT

The Underground Doppleganger Confederation

Having now become very used to the public transportation system that is the Los Angeles underground metro, subterranean people-watching has become a preferred pastime.  Let's be honest,...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:24:00 GMT

Cake Batter. How I Have Missed Thee.

It's simple.  After a seemingly abysmal period without [cake batter ice cream], the delicious confection has once again been made available to the epicurean masses.  Hooray! Coldstone announ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:13:00 GMT

Flirting With Disaster

So I've been having this recurring five-minute excogitation practically everyday wherein I ponder how I'd look were I to just shave my head and sport a cute, girly fauxhawk...Hell, maybe a f...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:26:00 GMT

read this! it concerns you too! come participate!

so i decided that there needs to be a place that we can comment on things that we have learned about life...words to live by, so to speak.  we also need a place where we can bitch, whine, and moa...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:23:00 GMT