Licking stuff.
A personality that meshes with mine. Someone who gets my stupid sense of humor. Someone who'll put up with my insane ramblings. Someone who'll sit down and talk for hours about the most serious of subjects, and then in the next breath talk in depth about the latest movie or episode of Alias.I know some really talented people.
Nine Days, Savage Garden, Stealing Jane, crappy 90s pop, showtunes. I'm too lazy to list it all.
Moulin Rouge, A Princess Bride, the Scream trilogy, the View Askewniverse, Citizen Kane, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, American History X, A Life Less Ordinary, Newsies, American Psycho, American Beauty, Usual Suspects, LA Confidential, Tadpole, X-men, X2, etc
Alias, The West Wing, The Office, Angel, American Idol, Buffy, The OC, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Jem, old school Nickelodeon (Hey Dude, Double Dare, Roundhouse, Welcome Freshmen, etc), Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Party of Five, The Critic, Third Watch
The Harry Potter series, The Virgin Suicides, Wicked, amongst other, dorky things such as the Sweet Valley series.
Andy Karl.