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About Me

i dont know what to say about my self i really dont want to do this part of the profile thing. theres to many words to think about so i think you shouls stop reading this because if you continue to read your goin to find out that there isn't anything interesting here. but if you choose to continue to read you are goin to be considered an idiot because you are not stopping i am warning you, you are are not goin to like whats goin to happen at the end of this segment of words. well ok if your still reading i will talk about macgyver i think hes one of the coolest guys in the world. there are many reasons why hes cool. one he can make anyting out of anything. he can make a bomb out of a stick of gum,"come on how cool is that", but yeah he can make a suit of rubber from the rubber trees. he saved a village from fire ants with this bomb he made out of a tin can it was crazy. ok im tired of writing so i think its time for you to stop rreading my hand is getting really tired so stop reading. if i catch you reading this im goin to get a paper clip and bust a macgyver with it on you. i dont know yet what i will do but knowing macgyver you know its not pretty.my aim is (drum roll please) da dada da: fenderforyou..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: jonathan
Age?: 18
Height?: 6'4"
Weight?: dont worry about it
Birthday?: feb 20
Birthplace?: west covina
Current Location?: somewhere in california
School/Grade?: *blank* high school
Zodiac Sign?: i have no clue
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: dont care
Righty or Lefty?: right
Haircolor?: brown
Eyecolor?: brown
Skin Color?: brown
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: sibling
Any Pets?: yeah
If So What Are They?: a dog
Favorite Relative?: my baby cousin
Least Favorite Relative?: my bro
What's Your Heritage/Race?: mexican
Political Affilation?: dont care
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: straight
Are You In A Relationship Now?: no
If So, With Whom?: ?
For How Long?: ?
Are You In Love?: i dont think so
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: maybe
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: hell no
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: i havent had my first kiss
Virgin?: yes
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: ?
Was It Enjoyable?: ?
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: ?
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: i dont know
Best Love Quote?: ?
Your Friends
Best?: matt
How Many Do You Have?: none
More Guys Or Girls?: i dont know i think equal
Love Them All?: of course
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: maybe
Oldest?: um i dont know
Newest?: um i dont know
Pen Pal?: dont have one
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: brent
Flower: valerie
Pink: damaris
Window: favi
Heart: favi
Mother: marry
Bread: bimbo
Insane: claudia
Sunglasses: kenneth
Pimp: andy
Cross: john
Lonely: matt
Car: hashey
Music: johanna
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: comando
Thongs or G-Strings?: none
Shorts or Pants?: shorts people dont see me with pants
Shoes or Barefeet?: both
Books or Movies?: movies
Night or Day?: night
Dark or Light?: dark
Mountains or Beach?: dont care
Snow or Sun?: dont care
Pepsi or Coke?: orange soda
Guys or Girls?: girls
Swim or Surf?: dont care
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: for
Abortion?: dont care, its the mothers choice not mine
Bush Getting Re-elected?: hahahahahaahaha do i really have to answer that
Suicide?: againts
War?: againts
Pants?: againts
Clothes In General?: for
Penises?: ?
Favorites
Color?: dont have one
Number?: dont have one
Holiday?: my b day
Season?: summer
Movie?: the pest
Book?: ?
Magazine?: ?
Food?: enchiladas
Drink?: orange soda or grape soda
TV Show?: anything funny
Song?: nothing else matters- metallica(it kicks so much ass)
Band?: iron maiden
Computer Game?: ?
Video Game?: battlefield 2
Anime/Manga?: ?
Shirt?: all of them
Pants?: hahahaahahaha you said pants
Actor?: arnold swarz(the buff guy from comando)ger
Actress?: never thought about it but i think denise richards is cali cali caliente
Singer?: alexi laiho
Flower?: a rose i guess
Scent?: ?
Animal?: hawk
Cookie?: peanut butter
The Future
Want To Go To College?: yes
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: architect
Want To Get Married?: yes
Want To Have Kids?: yes
What Would Their Names Be?: i dont know
How Many?: maybe 3
Where Do You Want To Live?: in california
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: some where nice
How Do You Want To Die?: fast
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: none
Tattoos?: none
Smoke?: no
Drink?: no
Do Drugs?: no
Skinny Dip?: no
Greatest Fear?: i dont know
Chocolate or Vanilla?: rainbow sherbert
Go To Church?: once in a while
Religion?: catholic
Scars?: i dont know
CDs Owned?: many
Collections?: guitars
Like To Be Naked?: no
Ever Eaten Sushi?: yes its nasty
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: i dont think so
Been On Stage?: yes
Danced In The Rain?: no
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: no
Weirdest Dream?: dont know
Best Dream?: dont know
Saddest Dream?: dont know
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: doen worry about it
Think You're Attractive?: not really
Shoplifted?: i think so but nothing big though
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: i think so
Weirdest Makeout Place?: none
Like Thunderstorms?: hell yeah
Favorite Shoes?: dont have any
Favorite Quote?: "dont worry about it"
Best Advice Given?: dont worry about it
Worst Advice Given?: dont know
Favorite Song Lyric?: the evil that men do lives on and on
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: "enjoy life to the fullest and dont let anything stop you
Glad This Is Over?: i really dont care hahaha
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Your Kill Count: 693,387,332
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My Interests

playin guitar and watching the birds fly byTake the quiz: "Which guitarist would you be? (Fucking kick ass pix!!!)"

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You are Zakk Wylde!!! you are the best of the fucking best!!!
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Mexican
Super Power Severe Mood Swings
Enemy Trailer Trash Tom
Mode Of Transportation Motorcycle
Weapon Sporks

Your Future! by sum41prin
Name or LJ username:
Home:
Location: Death Valley, California
Job: nursing home butt wiper
How much youll make per year: $23,137
Vehicle:

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet macgyver damn that guy can do anything

PARENTAL
ADVISORY
JONATHAN CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS
Username:
From Go-Quiz.com
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Honeyfresh
You ride around in a 2004 BMW 530
Yo gang Slim Shady"s Pink Ladies
Yo shoes be Cement blocks
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 3,276
How much money you got? $413,261,165,215,746,984,741,506,211
How gangsta are you, bitch? 64%

Music:

i dont want to name any i'll just say iron maiden thats good enoughTake the quiz: "What instrument are you?"

Guitar
You are a Guitar. You have a bit of ego and you like to show off. Look at me I'm doing a solo for way too long. Shut the fuck up thats only exceptable in instrumental music.

Movies:

the pest all time favorite movie

Television:

the mailbox

Books:

for whom the bell tolls

Heroes:

stick stickly

My Blog

muffins

so theres this girl that lives down my street shes pretty hot. well one day she was walking by my house and she smiled at me and i melted and collpsed the end.        if you really...
Posted by ronald-mcjohn-o on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

ok ok

heres my new blog why is it when you ask a girl out they dont want to respond they give you this big story to try to lay it down easy why dont they just say no cause i always say no when i see a bea...
Posted by ronald-mcjohn-o on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:57:00 PST

what would you do

what would you do if some one drove off a cliff, flew out the window, landed on a pile of rocks, draged across the street by a mountain lion and bitten by a rabbit was in pain what would you do a) p...
Posted by ronald-mcjohn-o on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST