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Chattanooga's Number One Comedy Band!

About Me



We are a country music group available for flea markets, yard sales, bar mitzvahs, adult entertainment, and church picnics. Life ain't easy out on the road, but we are.
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Member Since: 8/25/2007
Band Website: thepulpwoodboys.com
Band Members: The Pulpwood Boys are:Buck Kelso,Barney Colorado,and Dude Watson
Influences: People have said we sound like Rodney Carrington, Flight Of The Conchords, Tom Waits, and the Barenaked Ladies. Our influences are Ron Jeremy, Neil Armstrong, Mickey Dearstone, Jeff Jacoby, Heather Harrington, Buck Kelso, Dude Watson, Barney Colorado, Johnny Majors, Jerry Reed, Buck Owens, Barry White, Bruce Pearl, Pat Summit, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Rodney Carrington, and all the girls we’ve loved before and those we will soon love in the future.
Sounds Like:
"Love Went Wrong"


Track of the Day on 13Sep2007 in Comedy
Best Lyrics in Comedy, week of 10Sep2007
Best Melody in Comedy, week of 10Sep2007

"I Would"



Track of the Day on 1Oct2007 in Comedy
Best Male Vocals in Comedy, week of 1Oct2007
Best Guitars in Comedy, week of 1Oct2007
Best Melody in Comedy, week of 1Oct2007

"But I’m Not Gay"




Track of the Day on 8Oct2007 in Comedy
Track of the Day on 16Nov2007 in Pop
Track Of The Week on 3Dec2007 in Comedy
Best Male Vocals in Comedy, week of 8Oct2007
Best Lyrics overall, week of 8Oct2007
Best Lyrics in Comedy, week of 8Oct2007

"The Memory Of Her Mammaries"



Track of the Day on 28Nov2007 in Comedy
Best Male Vocals in Comedy, week of 11Feb2008
Best Guitars in Comedy, week of 10Dec2007
Best Lyrics in Comedy, week of 24Dec2007
Best Lyrics in Comedy, week of 11Feb2008
Best Mood in Comedy, week of 3Dec2007

" Little Dick Song "



Track of the Day on 10Jan2008 in Comedy

" I’d Do Anything For You "



Track of the Day on 3Feb2008 in Comedy
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Booking Information

Why not bring the music and humor of The Pulpwood Boys to your establishment?   Our set runs 45 minutes to an hour.  We'd make a great opening act for a crowd that loves good music and ...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:19:00 PST

New Song! Grudge Screw

We have completed our latest song -  "Grudge Screw" It's the timeless story of a man and woman who can't live with each other, and can't live without each other.   In the end, they find...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

5000 Plays!

A couple of days ago we went over 5000 plays on our myspace page!  We're not writing this to brag, we're writing to say thank you.   It really makes us feel good to know that some of y...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:53:00 PST

Favorite Pulpwood Boys Song??

We're headed back to the recording room this weekend.   Hopefully, we'll have new songs posted on our page in just a few days.  I think you will all really like the new songs. What...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

500 Friends!

Today the Pulpwood Boys reached 500 friends!  We appreciate each and every person who has been kind enough to listen to our music and add us as a friend.   We hope that the Pulpwood Boys' mu...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:52:00 PST

A Touching Story

The Love Note: You are heartless if this does not touch you One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Rock The Vote With The Pulpwood Boys!!!

In the free society that we live in, it is important to remember our rights as Americans. The freedom to drink, the freedom to drive, the freedom to love thy neighbor when her husband isn't home, and ...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:14:00 PST

Over 400 Friends!

It's the end of the month!   Earlier this month we set a goal of hopefully having 200 friends by the end of the month.  With all of your help - we more than doubled that goal. &nbs...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST

Slogan Contest!

We need your help to come up with a funny slogan to use for our web promotions. Listed here are some of the ones we're trying out.  Let us know which ones you like, and get back to us.  Or, ...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST

A Touched Listener

From our mailbag.  This came in from one of our readers, and it is the kind of touching story that results from people opening their hearts to the "drop-your-drawers-and-get-down-on-all-four...
Posted by The Pulpwood Boys Official Page on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:09:00 PST