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This is Team Chonk. We are a group of friends that like to entertain. Our clothing company just started, which has not yet been named. A few names are being thrown around but I wont mention them until its official. Our first shirt is the Team Chonk logo shirt which you can see/buy below. Check out our youtube page to holla at all of our stupidity through the years. So go take a peek. Who knows? You might like us.
You can check out the 1st Annual Cluck-U 9/11 Chicken Wing Challenge video down in our Feature Film Section below.
Matt and Curran are busy designing T-Shirts for you guys to sport your Chonk love. If you guys out there have any ideas or suggestions on what you'd like to see on a Team Chonk shirt, don't be shy and shoot us the perverbial line. Who knows? We might use your shit.
And last... but not least. The rumors in the back are running wild like 24 inch pythons brother! Look for the Team Chonk cliq in an upcoming series. Joining along side local heros Mucho Peso and El Suavo, the teams looking to score big on the big screen.
Teamchonk.com is down for reasons beyond our control. We decided to not open it back up right away, so this myspace is the key to all the news and rumors. be our friend if your not already.
Meet The Team
Meet The Saint, a former European Champion and a damn fine showman. Known for his trademark steel toe boots, he is always there for the team with a firm kick to really get the job done. He sits as executive producer of all chonk films and drives a rabbit, a fucking real one! AIM Screen Name = junkyard exorcist
Next we have Curran the Criminal. Responcible for the music behind the group, he has produced the tracks "The Taliban Can" and "What Is Chonk?" As well as a musician, Curran is also a credited film star appearing in such timeless classics as "1...2...Chonk" "Chonk Deuce" and "The Cluck-U 9/11 Chicken Wing Challenge". Also Team Chonks #1 screen printer.
Onto the one we call Matt Classic. His passion for Volkswagens is almost as high as he is. He is the character that handles all the website shit and can have all problems directed to him. Also a horror movie advocate, he fills shoes quickly. Classic, along with the saint also handle all of the video editing. So far all the clothing has been designed by him as well. AIM Screen Name = icpg0d
Mr. David "Dickeye" Dave - Straight out of Baltimore... well, now out of Memphis. Regardless, Dickeye Dave was the leading chonk-a-holic back in the teams early years, so none seemed more fitting to join the front lines than him. After the teams revival in late 2007, Dickeye was put into the spotlight and given his own column on Team Chonks website entitled "The Slightly Daily Bump."
Here we have John B. Ell. Making his return home to Baltimore after a long stint in Newport News Virgina, Bell is teaming up with Curran as a producer and artist for Team Chonk: The Music. Keep your eye on this little bastard cause you never know whats he's going to do next.

El Jefe - We here at Team Chonk know him as Jefe. You can call him "The Boss." Another gangster straight out of Baltimore, Jefe has been running the streets with the rest of the crew since the days of underoos. This man is made of metal and will crush you with single blows. Too much metal sometime that even we're not sure if Team Chonk is safe. Thank god for the distraction of internet though. This otherwise bundle of joy brings you the sites daily clip of the week.