The name's McFistee. Gimpworth McFistee. That's Mr McFistee to you. But hark... Listen... that's me making that horrible screechy synth noise in the background. I play them musical instruments and stuff in the second best fucking band in the whole fucking world. You know. Karl and the Gimps. WHAT? NO. No, you MUST have heard of us. KARL AND THE GIMPS!!! What? NO. No, you're wrong. We fucking rule. Eh? What? How dare you! Karl is a fucking sex god. No, stop it. Get out of here. Anyway, Im REALLY into Karl. Im also into latex, PVC, suffocation, mild strangulation, extreme bondage, CBT, ball gags, caning, spanking, leather, clothes pegs, hot wax, whips and chains and rubber chickens, and thrash-electro-country and western music. Usually all at once and live on stage. If you haven't checked out Karl and the Gimps live, I urge you to do so. Were VERY good. If you have, then you already know that, and I'm very sorry for wasting your time.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Karl.
Vibrating otter salesmen.
Affordable Dominatrixes. Bearing in mind I lied about my income.
